PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Testy Test (ranked 4400 p4p, 4398 weight class) and Robin Baggins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Test
vs
Baggins

225 cm
24
300
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
200
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Testy Test!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Robin Baggins!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baggins takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

Test gets a clinch.

Baggins gets control of Test's arms and successfully pulls guard. Baggins will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Test wants to stand but Baggins is controlling his posture from full guard.
Baggins is pulling down on Test's head. It's preventing any offense from Test, at least for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Test will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Baggins throws some sloppy strikes off his back.

Baggins looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Baggins has eaten all the pies!

Test avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Baggins looking for a sweep. Not yet Baggins, not yet.
Baggins pulls Test in close to his closed guard and prevents Test from doing any damage or advancing position.
Baggins lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Baggins gets to his feet - Test follows without any prompting.
Baggins gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Test counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Robin Baggins has been cut.
Baggins dives in for a single leg takedown but Test sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Baggins throws a lazy head kick

and Test counters by clinching up.
Baggins looks winded!
Test scores with a shoulder strike.
Test lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Test.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Test.
Test lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Test stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Test.
A hook to the body from Test.
Test lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Test lands an uppercut.
Test pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Baggins out cold! The fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testy Test!