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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poop Davis (ranked 4468 p4p, 6437 weight class) and Geryon Macropus (ranked 0 p4p, 535 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Geryon Macropus was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Decent wrestler
Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Poop Davis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Geryon Macropus!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Saam Ante and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Davis.
Davis gets tackled into the cage by Macropus. Macropus maintains the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Macropus fails to land.
Macropus lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Poop Davis has been cut.
Macropus lands a nice elbow.
Macropus lands an elbow inside.
Macropus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Macropus trying to land knees to the body.
Davis can't get the takedown.
Macropus is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Davis is defending well for now.
Davis wants to break the clinch but can't.
Macropus lands an elbow inside that Davis shrugs off.
Poop Davis's cut is getting worse.
Macropus drops his opponent with a massive elbow! Davis is holding on for dear life.
Davis is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Davis is looking to control Macropus's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Davis avoid being mounted?
Oh Davis is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Macropus trying to control the action but Davis is working from the bottom.
Davis seems to have got his legs back now.
Davis is holding on to half guard well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Davis is looking for a sweep. Macropus is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Macropus is keen to just control but Davis is a slippery customer.
Davis is trying to get back to full guard.
Macropus trying to control from half guard but Davis is working away.
Macropus throwing shots but Davis is blocking nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Macropus wants to pass the guard but Davis is defending well.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Davis blocking the ground and pound attempt from Macropus.
Macropus really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Davis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Davis is trying to control but can't.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Davis.
A telegraphed right hand from Macropus misses the target.
Macropus drives through and clinches with Davis against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Macropus.
Davis wants to get back to striking at distance but Macropus won't allow it.
Macropus gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jeez, Poop Davis's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Macropus tries to land knees in the clinch but Davis avoids the damage to the body.
Macropus prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Poop Davis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Davis is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Davis is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Macropus lands a nice elbow.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Poop Davis's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Geryon Macropus!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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