PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leonardo Da Vincible (ranked 326 p4p, 189 weight class) and Bleeding Spanner (ranked 56 p4p, 29 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Da Vincible
vs
Spanner

205 cm
33
237
25 - 8 - 0

202 cm
27
264
16 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Leonardo Da Vincible!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bleeding Spanner!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Da Vincible misses with a body kick.
A solid body kick from Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throws a leg kick which misses Spanner's front leg but catches the back leg as Spanner tries to avoid it.
Da Vincible scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Da Vincible uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spanner.
Nice straight punches there by Da Vincible. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throws a body shot but no joy.
Spanner throws out a counter right but Da Vincible avoids it with no problem.
Da Vincible throws a right and a left that Spanner avoids nicely.
Spanner has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Bleeding Spanner has been cut.
A jab from Da Vincible misses.
Spanner was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Spanner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Da Vincible throws out the jab.
Spanner throws out a counter right but Da Vincible avoids it with no problem.
A slapping leg kick lands for Da Vincible.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Da Vincible throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Spanner moves away from the strike by Da Vincible.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanner throws a head kick but Da Vincible moves out of range.
Da Vincible throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Spanner stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Da Vincible looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Da Vincible pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Spanner back to the cage. Da Vincible follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Da Vincible tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spanner was well out of range. Poor timing from Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throws a lazy head kick
and Spanner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fighters circle momentarily. Da Vincible darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Da Vincible.
Spanner takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A looping hook to the body misses from Da Vincible. Spanner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spanner slips under a jab.
Da Vincible slips under a jab from Spanner.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Da Vincible misses the jab.
Spanner cracks Da Vincible with an open hand slap.
Da Vincible needs to keep his hands up - Spanner had a free shot at his head there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanner on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Spanner scores with a jab to the head.
Spanner throws the left hand but Da Vincible avoids the punch easily.
Spanner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Da Vincible lands with a straight right. Spanner didn't see that one coming.
Nice body kick there by Da Vincible.
Da Vincible misses with a hook to the body
and Spanner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spanner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Da Vincible is looking to slow Spanner down with leg kicks.
Da Vincible tries to land a front kick but Spanner steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spanner tries a quick counter leg kick but Da Vincible is wise to it.
Spanner might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Da Vincible lands with a nice body punch.
Spanner slips under a jab from Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throws a jab but it's blocked by Spanner.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Vincible bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Da Vincible fails to land with a series of punches.
A big right from Spanner misses.
Da Vincible lands the left hand.
Da Vincible loads up on a big right hand but Spanner slips the punch.
Spanner misses with an uppercut. Da Vincible saw that one coming.
Da Vincible fails to land with a series of punches.
Da Vincible misses with a double jab
and Spanner counters with a stiff right hand.
Spanner misses the jab.
Da Vincible is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Spanner avoids the head kick by Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throws a head kick but Spanner moves out of range.
Spanner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Da Vincible.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Da Vincible scores with a decent looking hook.
Spanner walks into a stiff left hand from Da Vincible.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice defenses there by Spanner.
A jab from Da Vincible does it's job there.
Da Vincible scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Da Vincible connects with an inside leg kick.
Spanner uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throws a looping overhand right but Spanner ducks down to avoid it.
Da Vincible on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Da Vincible throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Spanner connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Da Vincible swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Da Vincible has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spanner.
Spanner throws a half hearted mid kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Leonardo Da Vincible dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bleeding Spanner's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Da Vincible wants to land a leg kick but Spanner is out of range.
Da Vincible pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spanner! But no joy.
That kick from Da Vincible tenderised Spanner's leg. Spanner is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spanner motions for Da Vincible to come forward. Spanner throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Da Vincible lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Da Vincible on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spanner. Spanner obviously looking to wear him down.
Spanner takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Spanner takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Good leg kick by Da Vincible.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Da Vincible connects with a jab.
Da Vincible throws a left and a right that both miss
and Spanner counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Da Vincible looks to land a left hand but Spanner moved out of range nicely.
Spanner looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Da Vincible slips under a jab.
Da Vincible lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throwing a counter right hand but Spanner manages to avoid it.
Da Vincible throws a nice looking combination but Spanner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Da Vincible blocks the body kick.
Da Vincible is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spanner can do to turn this around?
Da Vincible throws a series of punches but Spanner avoids them all with ease.
Spanner swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Da Vincible on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Spanner takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Da Vincible lands with an uppercut that bounces Spanner off the cage and back into range.
Spanner takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Spanner misses with a leg kick
and Da Vincible counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spanner moves out of range as Da Vincible strikes.
Spanner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spanner catches Da Vincible with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Da Vincible throws a looping overhand right but Spanner ducks down to avoid it.
Da Vincible explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Da Vincible misses with a leg kick.
Da Vincible lands an overhand right.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Spanner might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Da Vincible has got the better of the exchanges.
Spanner throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Da Vincible looks to score with a jab to the body but Spanner is just out of range.
A big right from Da Vincible misses.
Spanner fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Da Vincible has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spanner throws a half hearted mid kick.
Da Vincible throws a sloppy head kick and Spanner moves out of range easily.
Da Vincible misses with a lunging right hand
and Spanner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Da Vincible with a hook.
Da Vincible connects with a high kick.

That has opened up Bleeding Spanner's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanner on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Da Vincible misses with a looping left.
A left and a right from Da Vincible both land. Nice combination.
Da Vincible slips under a jab.
Spanner has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Da Vincible digs a good body shot into Spanner's ribs.
Spanner shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Da Vincible throws a sloppy head kick
and Spanner counters with a big head kick but Da Vincible shrugs it off.
Da Vincible lands a jab-cross combination.
Spanner throws a jab when Da Vincible was well out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spanner explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Da Vincible digs a good body shot into Spanner's ribs.
Da Vincible throws a shot to the body.
Spanner's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Da Vincible tries a head kick but it misses.
Da Vincible connects with a crisp jab.
Spanner scores with a nice right hand.
Da Vincible ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Da Vincible tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Da Vincible throws a leg kick that is checked
and Spanner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Da Vincible connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Spanner momentarily.
Da Vincible throws a head kick that misses
and Spanner counters with a nice uppercut.

Spanner lands a big right hand that sends Da Vincible crashing to the mat! Spanner stays standing though and waves Da Vincible back to his feet!

Da Vincible is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Da Vincible.
Oh Da Vincible is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A lazy left from Da Vincible finds it's target.
Spanner comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Da Vincible seems to have got his legs back now.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Da Vincible throws an overhand right that lands on Spanner's shoulder, as Spanner tries to avoid the shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Leonardo Da Vincible dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bleeding Spanner's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Spanner throws a nice inside leg kick.
Da Vincible lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Spanner at a distance.
Spanner lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Da Vincible misses with a straight right.
Da Vincible throws a push kick but Spanner slaps the foot to one side.
No joy there for Da Vincible, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A good leg kick by Spanner.
Spanner slips a jab and a cross from Da Vincible.
Spanner dodges the punch combination from Da Vincible.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Da Vincible scores with a nice strike.
Spanner scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Vincible thows a left - swing and a miss!
Da Vincible throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Da Vincible misses with an uppercut. Spanner saw that one coming.
Da Vincible thows a left - swing and a miss!
Da Vincible bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Da Vincible smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Da Vincible connects with a looping right hand.
Da Vincible chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Spanner moves out of range as Da Vincible strikes.
Da Vincible misses the shot to the body.
Da Vincible rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Da Vincible takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Da Vincible swings away with a body shot that misses
and Spanner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spanner misses with a straight left.
Leonardo Da Vincible seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spanner uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Da Vincible.
Spanner throws a hook but Da Vincible blocks it.
A quick step to the side and Da Vincible tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Da Vincible throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Da Vincible is looking to slow Spanner down with leg kicks.
Spanner staying out of range there.
Spanner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Da Vincible.
Da Vincible throws a jab when Spanner was well out of range.
Spanner swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Da Vincible misses with an uppercut
and Spanner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Da Vincible swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Spanner.
Da Vincible scores with a shot to the body.
Donk. Da Vincible catches Spanner right on the button with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanner on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A big right from Da Vincible misses.
Da Vincible throws the left hand but Spanner avoids the punch easily.
Spanner swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Da Vincible throws a lazy right hand but Spanner sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Da Vincible backing away here, and Spanner unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Da Vincible moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Da Vincible jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spanner swinging wildly here.
Spanner connects with a single shot there.
Spanner chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Da Vincible fails to land with a series of punches.
Bleeding Spanner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Da Vincible throws a good cross that connects.
Leonardo Da Vincible is winning the standup battle so far.
Da Vincible tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Da Vincible throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Spanner counters with a crisp right that sends Da Vincible to the canvas! Spanner follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleeding Spanner!
Our winner, Bleeding Spanner, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.