PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tupa Halloo (ranked 2678 p4p, 3734 weight class) and Bill Goldberg (ranked 108 p4p, 153 weight class). Bill Goldberg is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Halloo
vs
Goldberg

188 cm
34
220
15 - 5 - 0

198 cm
35
217
17 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

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EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Core Combat

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tupa Halloo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bill Goldberg!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Sosuke Kotani and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goldberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Halloo. Halloo obviously looking to wear him down.
Goldberg avoids a kick to the body.
Halloo just misses with a punch to the body.
Bill Goldberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Goldberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice uppercut there from Halloo.
Goldberg throws an overhand right that lands on Halloo's shoulder, as Halloo tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like Halloo was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Goldberg.
Halloo scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nice shot by Goldberg.
Goldberg misses with a kick to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Halloo misses the target.
Goldberg on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

Goldberg gets the takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goldberg working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Halloo defending against the ground and pound.
Halloo is trying to get back to his feet.
Halloo is trying to control Goldberg's posture but Goldberg avoids it.
Goldberg in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Goldberg tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goldberg throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Halloo parries the strikes from Goldberg easily there. Goldberg is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Halloo to escape.
Halloo avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Goldberg.
Halloo tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Goldberg wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Goldberg tries to score with some ground and pound. Halloo controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Halloo regains half guard, as Goldberg was trying to land strikes.
Goldberg tries to pass the half guard into mount. Halloo knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Goldberg prevents Halloo from standing back up.
Goldberg has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Goldberg working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Goldberg sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Halloo defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Goldberg lands a nice short elbow.
Goldberg not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goldberg not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Halloo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Goldberg.
Goldberg not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Halloo pushes Goldberg off looking to stand but Goldberg dives back in and keeps control.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Goldberg thows a huge punch but Halloo dodges it nicely.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Goldberg takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Goldberg throws a good cross that connects.
Goldberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Halloo swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Halloo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Halloo finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Halloo is looking to land body kicks.
Halloo throws a looping overhand right but Goldberg ducks down to avoid it.
Goldberg tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Halloo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Halloo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Bill Goldberg has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Goldberg looks to land a combination. Halloo sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Goldberg.
Halloo definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Tupa Halloo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Goldberg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Halloo is looking to counter punch.
Halloo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Goldberg.
Goldberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Halloo.
Halloo looks to land a right hand but Goldberg moved out of range.
Halloo misses with a looping right.
Goldberg throws a shot to the body.
Halloo keeps Goldberg at a distance using the push kick.
Goldberg wants to clinch up but Halloo keeps it at a distance.
An attempted straight right counter from Halloo misses the target.
Halloo lands with a big left! Goldberg is wobbled badly! Halloo comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Goldberg to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Tupa Halloo!
Tupa Halloo decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.