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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evaristo Jesus (ranked 255 p4p, 809 weight class) and Inspektor Gee (ranked 40 p4p, 94 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Inspektor Gee was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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186 cm 36 248 34 - 13 - 0 |
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201 cm 29 255 11 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler Dangerous knees Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 34 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Evaristo Jesus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Inspektor Gee! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Donald Grub and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A combination from Gee does no damage. Jesus is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Gee's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Gee duly obliges. Gee with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jesus to score with a decent uppercut. Gee lands a jab to Jesus's midsection. Jesus misses with a looping right. Gee swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Jesus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Jesus throws out a loose jab but Gee uses good head movement to avoid it. Jesus looks to land a left hand but Gee moved out of range nicely. Jesus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Jesus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Gee swats him away and circles back towards the center. Jesus jabs Gee to the body, keeping him at a distance. Jesus moves out of range of the body kick. Gee lands with a nice body kick. Jesus clobbers Gee with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Gee.
That's one minute gone in the round. Gee slips under a jab from Jesus. A right-left combo lands from Jesus. Jesus misses with a looping right. Evaristo Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Jesus keeps the fight on the outside. Gee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus. Jesus thows a left - swing and a miss! Jesus scores with a nice head shot. Jesus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Jesus throws a hook but Gee avoids it easily. A swing and a miss from Jesus. Jesus wants to clinch up but Gee keeps it at a distance. Gee throws a wild body kick that Jesus sees coming a mile off. Jesus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Jesus scores with a jab to the jaw. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Gee slips under a jab from Jesus.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Gee changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Jesus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. Good shot there by Gee. Jesus scores with a shot to the body.
Gee is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus throws an overhand right that lands on Gee's shoulder, as Gee tries to avoid the shot. Gee moves into range and clinches up with Jesus. Gee looking to stall.
Gee lands a nice knee to the body. Jesus is breathing heavily. Gee scores with a nice hook to the head. A nice glancing elbow lands by Gee. Gee is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Gee misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jesus.
Gee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jesus's elbow. Jesus looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio. Gee misses with an elbow over the top.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Gee lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards. Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Gee uses good head movement to avoid it. Jesus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gee backwards. Gee lands an elbow just above Jesus 's eye. Jesus misses with the head strike.
Gee manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jesus throws a head punch that misses. Gee blocking some punches.
Gee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gee has a couple of punches blocked by Jesus.
Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Gee controls his hands.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but Gee uses good head movement to avoid it. Jesus cracks Gee with a nice body shot. Jesus misses with a short punch on the inside. Gee tries to land knees in the clinch but Jesus avoids the damage to the body. Jesus breaks the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Gee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jesus.
Gee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus. Gee unleashes a big counter combination but Jesus bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gee. Jesus looks to land a right hand but Gee moved out of range. Jesus lands a jab-cross combination. Jesus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Jesus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gee's head. Gee takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Jesus cracks Gee with a right hand to the side of the head. Jesus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Jesus misses with a looping left. Jesus throws a series of punches but Gee avoids them all with ease. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Gee misses with a hook. Jesus ducked under it nicely. Jesus misses with the combination.
Jesus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gees jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Evaristo Jesus dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Gee throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Gee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Gee lands a head shot. Gee is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Gee throws a leg kick but Jesus sees it coming and checks it nicely. Jesus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Jesus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gee. Gee throws a leg kick but Jesus sees it coming and checks it nicely. Jesus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Gee ducks under a wild hook from Jesus. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Gee jabs Jesus right on the nose. Jesus blinks but takes it well. Gee is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Gee keeps the fight on the outside. Gee looks to score with a jab to the body but Jesus is just out of range. Gee misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round. A big left from Jesus misses. Jab, jab by Jesus - just one landing. Jesus's corner calls for a 1-2. Jesus obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Gee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Jesus throws a looping overhand right but Gee ducks down to avoid it. Gee wants to counter with a clinch but Jesus pushes him away. Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Jesus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Gee fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jesus checks it well. Jesus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jesus takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Jesus blocks the body kick.
Gee throws a jab but it's blocked by Jesus. Jesus misses with a hook. Gee has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Jesus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jesus misses with a hook. Gee ducked under it nicely. Gee has Jesus up against the cage in a clinch.
Gee has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Jesus seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Gee can turn it around. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Jesus lands with a short shot to the head. Gee cracks Jesus with a nice body shot. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Gee lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Gee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Jesus misses with a lunging right hand
and Gee counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jesus's knee momentarily. Jesus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Gee connects with an inside leg kick. Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gee. Gee is trying to counter with his kicks. Gee drops Jesus with a left right combo! Gee follows him down to the ground into side control.
It looks like Evaristo Jesus has been cut. Gee decides to take the fight back to the feet. Gee digs a good body shot into Jesus's ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Gee fakes the leg kick and cracks Jesus in the body. Gee tries to bum rush Jesus with a series of wild strikes but Jesus uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Gee throws a sloppy head kick and Jesus moves out of range easily. Gee moves out of range of the strikes. Jesus swats away the attempt to clinch by Gee. Jesus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Gee has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. Gee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gee misses with a double jab
and Jesus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Gee lands with a nice body punch. Gee throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Gee moves out of range as Jesus strikes. Gee throws out a counter right but Jesus avoids it with no problem. Gee fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jesus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Jesus will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Jesus throws a right hand that misses
and Gee counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jesus throws a predictable looking body shot
and Gee counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. This has been an exciting period of action! Jesus misses with an uppercut. Gee throws a big counter head kick but Jesus avoids it with no problem. Gee slips under a jab. Gee jabs Jesus to the body, keeping him at a distance. Gee fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Gee scores with a jab. Jesus acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Gee ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Gee lands a front kick. Gee catches Jesus napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Jesus to the canvas!
Jesus is rocked! The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Gee gets to his feet - Jesus follows without any prompting. Oh Jesus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Jesus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Gee steps in with a hook that catches Jesus right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Gee follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Jesus looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Inspektor Gee! A very excited looking Inspektor Gee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. In defeat, Evaristo Jesus stepped up to the mic, saying 'WTF'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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