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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jami Jarr (ranked 981 p4p, 2355 weight class) and Douche Canoe (ranked 141 p4p, 313 weight class). Jarr comes to the cage accompanied by Wahhabi I. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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22 - 19 - 2 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jami Jarr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douche Canoe!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Emerson Jorge and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canoe fails with an attempt to clinch.
Canoe tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jarr feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Canoe tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Jarr counters with a body kick that stops Canoe in his tracks momentarily.
Canoe looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
It looks like Douche Canoe has been cut.
Jarr scores with a hook to the body. Canoe takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Canoe fails in his attempt to clinch.
Canoe tries to clinch but Jarr moves away
and Jarr makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jarr circles away from the clinch attempt.
It looked like Jarr was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jarr looks to score with a jab to the body but Canoe is just out of range.
Canoe tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jarr paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jarr swings for the body but Canoe moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canoe is looking to clinch but Jarr is avoiding it.
Jarr connects with a looping right hand.
Canoe on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canoe tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jarr is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Canoe.
Canoe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jarr.
Canoe moves into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Canoe.
Canoe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jarr tries to land knees in the clinch but Canoe avoids the damage to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Canoe.
Jarr misses with a hook to the ribs.
Canoe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Canoe lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jarr backwards.
Jarr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Jarr.
Canoe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jarr gets through Canoe's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jarr lands a hook to the side of the head.
Canoe throws a head punch that misses.
Jarr misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Jarr fails to land.
Jarr tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Canoe's elbow.
Canoe misses with a punch on the inside.
Jarr lands a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Canoe throws a punch but it's blocked by Jarr.
Canoe looking to slow down the pace here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jarr.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jarr lands a right hand.
Jarr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Canoe working aggressively here.
Jarr scores with a shot to the side of Canoe's head.
Jarr tries a body shot but Canoe blocks it.
Jarr tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Canoe's elbow.
Jarr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jarr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jarr.
Canoe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jarr lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Canoe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jarr.
Canoe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canoe blocks an uppercut.
Canoe is pushing Jarr up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jarr.
Canoe swings wildly with an uppercut but Jarr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jarr tries a body shot but Canoe blocks it.
Canoe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jarr misses with a punch on the inside.
Canoe blocks a body shot from Jarr.
Jarr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jarr.
Jarr working Canoe over with knees to the body.
Canoe throws a punch but it's blocked by Jarr.
Canoe throws a punch but it's blocked by Jarr.
Canoe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jarr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jarr lands a good knee to the midsection. Canoe won't want to take too many of those.
Canoe looks winded!
Jarr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Canoe or not.
Jarr blocks an uppercut.
Jarr misses with a knee to the head.
Canoe blocks a body shot from Jarr.
Canoe gets through Jarr's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jarr unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jarr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jarr lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jarr lands a hook to the side of the head.
Canoe's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jarr works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jarr.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jarr scores with a hook to the body.
Good body shot from Jarr.
Jarr doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jarr tries to throw a body punch but Canoe avoids it by throwing Jarr back against the cage.
A short left from Jarr.
Jarr tries to work over Canoe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Canoe misses with a punch on the inside.
Jarr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Canoe backwards.
Jarr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Canoe is defending well for now.
Jarr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jarr lands a shot to the body.
Jarr breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Canoe on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jarr lands a nice hook to Canoe's body. Canoe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jarr cracks Canoe with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Canoe looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jarr finish him?
Canoe is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jarr lands a big uppercut and Canoe crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Canoe looks OK. Jarr waves Canoe back to his feet!
Canoe is still on wobbly legs! Can Jarr finish him?
That has opened up Douche Canoe's cut even more.
Canoe walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Jarr! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jami Jarr!
A very excited looking Jami Jarr made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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