PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Testy Three (ranked 5045 p4p, 4469 weight class) and Please Dontsuck (ranked 385 p4p, 367 weight class). Please Dontsuck has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Testy Three's chin.

Three
vs
Dontsuck

170 cm
18
145
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
18
145
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Testy Three!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Please Dontsuck!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Eddie Farnsworth and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dontsuck defending well as Three loads up on a big left hand.
Dontsuck feints a counter leg kick.
Three swings for the body but Dontsuck moves out of range.
Three lands with a hook. Dontsuck tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Three connects with a jab.
Three lands a jab.
Dontsuck slips under a jab.
Three misses with a straight right.
Dontsuck counters with a body kick.
Three misses the jab.
Dontsuck shapes to counter with a head kick.
Three is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dontsuck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Three scores with a nice strike.
Three misses the jab.
A lazy left from Three finds it's target.
Three cracks Dontsuck with a right hand to the side of the head.
Three swings for the body but Dontsuck moves out of range.
Dontsuck replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Three blocks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Three throws a body punch but Dontsuck moves out of range.
Dontsuck steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Three throws a hook but Dontsuck avoids it easily.
Three throws a hook but Dontsuck blocks it.
Three throws a looping overhand right but Dontsuck ducks down to avoid it.
Dontsuck replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Three blocks it well.
Dontsuck slips under a jab.
Three thows a left - swing and a miss!
Three misses with a straight left.
Dontsuck shapes to counter with a head kick.
Three's corner calls for a 1-2. Three obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Three misses with a straight right.
Dontsuck shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Three missing with a left hand there. Dontsuck was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dontsuck replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Three blocks it well.
Three with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Three misses with a straight left.
Three lands a body shot.
Dontsuck uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Three.
Three lands with an overhand left.
A big right from Three misses.
A slow jab from Three misses its intended target.
Dontsuck flicks out a counter leg kick but Three steps away.
Three looks to land a right hand but Dontsuck moved out of range.
Dontsuck looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Three takes a swing at Dontsuck's ribcage but misses.
Three throws a hook but Dontsuck avoids it easily.
Three moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDontsuck.
Three throws a hook but Dontsuck blocks it.
Dontsuck throws a big counter head kick but Three avoids it with no problem.
Three misses the shot to the body.
Dontsuck appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Three misses with a straight right.
Three looks to land a right hand but Dontsuck moved out of range.
Dontsuck looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Testy Three showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Three has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 10:8
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 10:8
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 10:8

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Testy Three!
A victorious Testy Three thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.