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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Sidious (ranked 1769 p4p, 1686 weight class) and Henri Jospin (ranked 63 p4p, 54 weight class). Jospin is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Clash. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 cm 40 204 44 - 31 - 0 |
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192 cm 29 218 13 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler World class MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 44 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Sidious! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 13 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Henri Jospin! The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jospin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Jospin misses with a straight left. Sidious slips under a jab. Jospin walks into a jab.
It looks like Henri Jospin has been cut. Sidious avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jospin throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Sidious is looking to counter punch. Jospin misses with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Jospin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jospin connects with a right hand. Sidious shakes it off. Jospin thuds a left hand into Sidious's body. Sidious staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jospin closes the distance and pushes Sidious back into the cage. Sidious lands a damaging elbow. Sidious lands a nice shot to the body. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jospin. A right hook to the body lands for Sidious.
Jospin looks winded! Sidious lands a left hand.
Sidious throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Sidious lands an elbow inside that Jospin shrugs off. Sidious tries to work over Jospin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Nice elbow from Sidious. Jospin manages to break the clinch.
Jospin misses with a jab to the body
enabling Sidious to counter with a crisp jab.
That has opened up Henri Jospin's cut even more. Jospin misses with a hook
and Sidious counters with a nice kick to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Sidious misses with a looping right. Sidious's corner calls for a 1-2. Sidious obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Jospin throws out a loose jab but Sidious uses good head movement to avoid it. Sidious throwing a counter right hand but Jospin manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Sidious scores with a push kick. Jospin has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight. Jospin fails to land with a series of punches.
Sidious takes a body punch but keeps moving. Jospin with a hook. Jospin bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Jospin throws out a loose jab but Sidious uses good head movement to avoid it. A looping hook to the body misses from Sidious. Jospin does a little dance to reset his feet. Jospin fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sidious on the side of the head. Jospin scores with a sloppy right hand. Sidious should have avoided that one. A slapping body kick lands there for Jospin. Jospin throws a body punch but Sidious moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jospin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sidious manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Jospin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sidious. Nice defenses there by Jospin. Jospin attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Sidious is looking to counter punch. Jospin moves into the clinch. Sidious tries to work over Jospin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Jospin manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jospin lands with a short head shot on the inside. Jospin takes an elbow to the temple.
The cut above Henri Jospin's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Sidious pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Sidious looks to throw an elbow but misses. Sidious scores with a hook to the body. Sidious throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Sidious letting Jospin take a breather here. Sidious lands an elbow inside. Sidious comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Henri Jospin's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Henri Jospin's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Darth Sidious! An out of breath Darth Sidious thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
35% |
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