PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Coconut Uggy Boogy (ranked 24492 p4p, 6304 weight class) and Refflesia Refflesia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coconut Uggy Boogy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Uggy Boogy
vs
Refflesia

190 cm
25
250
0 - 3 - 0

165 cm
18
225
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Coconut Uggy Boogy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Refflesia Refflesia!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Refflesia misses with a takedown attempt
letting Uggy Boogy counter with a right hand.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Refflesia has eaten all the pies!
Uggy Boogy fails with an attempt to clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Refflesia is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Uggy Boogy to keep the fight standing.
Uggy Boogy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Refflesia blocks it with crossed arms.
Refflesia's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Refflesia misses with a knee to the head.
Refflesia stalling against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A knee to the head by Uggy Boogy.

It looks like Refflesia Refflesia has been cut.
Refflesia has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Uggy Boogy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Coconut Uggy Boogy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Refflesia Refflesia.
Refflesia fails to pull the fight into his guard.

Refflesia manages to break the clinch.
Uggy Boogy is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Uggy Boogy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Uggy Boogy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Refflesia is trying to break the clinch but Uggy Boogy is controlling him.
A short right from Uggy Boogy on the inside.
Refflesia tries to break the clinch but Uggy Boogy is controlling the position.
Uggy Boogy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Uggy Boogy.
Uggy Boogy lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Refflesia Refflesia's cut even more.
Nice elbow from Uggy Boogy.

The cut above Refflesia Refflesia's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A knee to the head by Uggy Boogy.
Refflesia looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uggy Boogy is pressed up against the cage. Refflesia has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Uggy Boogy down to the mat. Uggy Boogy avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Uggy Boogy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

Refflesia Refflesia's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uggy Boogy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Uggy Boogy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Uggy Boogy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Coconut Uggy Boogy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good leg kick by Uggy Boogy.

Uggy Boogy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Uggy Boogy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Uggy Boogy looking to throw knees to the head but Refflesia is blocking nicely.
Refflesia tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Uggy Boogy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Uggy Boogy connects with a knee to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Refflesia Refflesia's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Coconut Uggy Boogy!