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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Expendable Crewman V (ranked 2356 p4p, 2950 weight class) and Arnaldur Hjoervarsson (ranked 107 p4p, 324 weight class). Crewman V comes to the cage accompanied by Star Trek. Hjoervarsson has chosen The Only as his entrance music. Arnaldur Hjoervarsson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Expendable Crewman V!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnaldur Hjoervarsson!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crewman V has Hjoervarsson up against the cage in a clinch.
Crewman V swings wildly with an uppercut but Hjoervarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hjoervarsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crewman V swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crewman V moves into the clinch.
Crewman V definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Crewman V.
Hjoervarsson misses with a punch on the inside.
Crewman V working aggressively here.
Crewman V lands a right hand.
It looks like Arnaldur Hjoervarsson has been cut.
Crewman V lands a right hand.
Hjoervarsson blocks an uppercut.
Crewman V misses with a punch on the inside.
Crewman V lands a hook that snaps the head of Hjoervarsson backwards.
Hjoervarsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Crewman V.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crewman V softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Crewman V misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
Hjoervarsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crewman V tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hjoervarsson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hjoervarsson working hard to break the clinch.
Hjoervarsson breaks from the clinch.
Hjoervarsson clinches.
Hjoervarsson is trying to force a seperation but Crewman V has the dominant position.
Crewman V tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hjoervarsson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Crewman V has him pressed against the cage.
Crewman V swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crewman V working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Crewman V misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crewman V gets through Hjoervarsson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hjoervarsson lands a hook that snaps the head of Crewman V backwards.
Crewman V working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Crewman V fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Crewman V fails to land.
Hjoervarsson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crewman V rushes Hjoervarsson and presses him up against the cage.
Crewman V has a couple of punches blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V pushes Hjoervarsson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crewman V lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Crewman V misses with the head strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hjoervarsson breaks from the clinch.
Hjoervarsson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crewman V instigates a clinch.
Crewman V scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson blocks an uppercut.
Crewman V working aggressively here.
Hjoervarsson lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hjoervarsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crewman V swings wildly with an uppercut but Hjoervarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hjoervarsson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hjoervarsson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Crewman V lands with a right to the head.
Hjoervarsson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Crewman V creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hjoervarsson pushes Crewman V back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crewman V fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crewman V misses with some punches.
Crewman V softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hjoervarsson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hjoervarsson is trying to force a seperation but Crewman V has the dominant position.
Hjoervarsson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hjoervarsson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crewman V has Hjoervarsson pressed against the cage, preventing Hjoervarsson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hjoervarsson blocking some punches.
Hjoervarsson wants to break free but Crewman V has control.
Crewman V fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crewman V misses with some punches.
Crewman V misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Crewman V.
Hjoervarsson breaks from the clinch.
Crewman V has Hjoervarsson up against the cage in a clinch.
Crewman V lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hjoervarsson breaks from the clinch.
Hjoervarsson gets tackled into the cage by Crewman V. Crewman V maintains the clinch.
Crewman V misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crewman V has a couple of punches blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crewman V prevents a body shot from Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Crewman V closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Crewman V lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hjoervarsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hjoervarsson tries for a takedown but Crewman V manages to get underhooks.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V scores with a shot to the side of Hjoervarsson's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch.
Crewman V drives through and clinches with Hjoervarsson against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hjoervarsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Crewman V has a couple of punches blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V working aggressively here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crewman V fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hjoervarsson misses with a body punch.
Crewman V working aggressively here.
Hjoervarsson is trying to force a seperation but Crewman V has the dominant position.
Hjoervarsson is trying to force a seperation but Crewman V has the dominant position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Expendable Crewman V dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Arnaldur Hjoervarsson's cut.
That's time! Crewman V's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Hjoervarsson throws a head kick that misses.
Hjoervarsson throws a right and a left that Crewman V avoids nicely.
Crewman V takes the fight into the clinch.
Crewman V lands with a light punch inside.
Crewman V has Hjoervarsson pressed against the cage, preventing Hjoervarsson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hjoervarsson tries to circle away but Crewman V has him pinned against the cage.
Hjoervarsson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson blocks an uppercut.
Hjoervarsson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Crewman V tries to clinch but Hjoervarsson is having none of it.
Crewman V moves into the clinch.
Hjoervarsson breaks from the clinch.
Crewman V has closed the distance and engaged Hjoervarsson in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crewman V swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hjoervarsson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Crewman V is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hjoervarsson can do to turn this around?
Crewman V drives through and clinches with Hjoervarsson against the cage.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
A short uppercut from Crewman V.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crewman V lands with a light punch inside.
Hjoervarsson tries a body shot but Crewman V blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hjoervarsson struggles to land a body shot inside as Crewman V controls his hands.
Crewman V misses with some punches.
Crewman V throws a punch but it's blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Expendable Crewman V is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hjoervarsson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crewman V sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crewman V tries to clinch up but Hjoervarsson circles away and keeps his distance.
Hjoervarsson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Crewman V wants to clinch.
Crewman V wants to clinch.
Hjoervarsson gets tackled into the cage by Crewman V. Crewman V maintains the clinch.
Crewman V keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hjoervarsson's efforts to push away.
Hjoervarsson wants a takedown but no success here.
Crewman V blocks a body shot from Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crewman V moves into range and clinches up with Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crewman V misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crewman V.
A head punch on the inside from Crewman V fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Crewman V.
Hjoervarsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hjoervarsson breaks from the clinch.
Crewman V ducks right into an uppercut from Hjoervarsson.
It looks like Expendable Crewman V has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crewman V tries to clinch there but Hjoervarsson circles away.
Crewman V fails in his attempt to clinch.
Crewman V tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hjoervarsson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hjoervarsson swats away the attempt to clinch by Crewman V.
Arnaldur Hjoervarsson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Crewman V takes one to the side of the head.
Crewman V gets tackled into the cage by Hjoervarsson. Hjoervarsson maintains the clinch.
Expendable Crewman V has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Crewman V misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crewman V misses with some punches.
Crewman V tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hjoervarsson has Crewman V pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Crewman V manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Crewman V is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Expendable Crewman V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arnaldur Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V misses with the head strike.
Hjoervarsson is looking to break free of the clinch but Crewman V has double underhooks.
Crewman V keeps control of Hjoervarsson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hjoervarsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crewman V swings wildly with an uppercut but Hjoervarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crewman V.
Crewman V lands with a left to the head.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
Hjoervarsson is trying to force a seperation but Crewman V has the dominant position.
Crewman V throws a punch but it's blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
Hjoervarsson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hjoervarsson has had enough of the clinch but Crewman V keeps him there for the moment.
Hjoervarsson swings wildly with an uppercut but Crewman V uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson blocking some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crewman V misses with some punches.
Hjoervarsson is trying to maintain a safe position but Crewman V gets an underhook and turns Hjoervarsson into the cage.
Hjoervarsson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Crewman V wants to clinch up but Hjoervarsson keeps it at a distance.
Hjoervarsson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hjoervarsson moves into the clinch.
Hjoervarsson tries to break the clinch but Crewman V is controlling the position.
Crewman V swings wildly with an uppercut but Hjoervarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crewman V.
Crewman V fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hjoervarsson struggles to land a body shot inside as Crewman V controls his hands.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
Crewman V throws a punch but it's blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
Hjoervarsson misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hjoervarsson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Crewman V tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hjoervarsson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hjoervarsson tries a head kick but it misses.
Crewman V moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hjoervarsson.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Expendable Crewman V dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Crewman V's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Crewman V forces Hjoervarsson back against the cage and clinches.
Crewman V gets through Hjoervarsson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hjoervarsson blocks an uppercut.
Crewman V lands a hook that snaps the head of Hjoervarsson backwards.
Crewman V has a couple of punches blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson blocks an uppercut.
Hjoervarsson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Expendable Crewman V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crewman V doesn't manage to clinch there - Hjoervarsson circles away.
Crewman V tries to clinch but Hjoervarsson moves out of range.
Hjoervarsson moves into the clinch successfully.
Hjoervarsson wants to get back to striking at distance but Crewman V won't allow it.
Crewman V misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crewman V.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crewman V is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Crewman V blocks a head kick by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hjoervarsson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Crewman V fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hjoervarsson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Crewman V momentarily.
Crewman V moves into range and clinches up with Hjoervarsson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hjoervarsson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Crewman V tries to clinch but Hjoervarsson is having none of it.
Crewman V tries to clinch up but Hjoervarsson circles away and keeps his distance.
Crewman V fails in his attempt to clinch.
Crewman V tries to close the distance and clinch but Hjoervarsson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Crewman V defending well as Hjoervarsson loads up on a big left hand.
Hjoervarsson tries to clinch but Crewman V is having none of it.
A left lands for Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hjoervarsson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Crewman V gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Crewman V working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Crewman V tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hjoervarsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crewman V lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Crewman V swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crewman V scores with a nice hook to the head.
Crewman V misses with a punch on the inside.
Crewman V throws a punch but it's blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Crewman V makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hjoervarsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Expendable Crewman V is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Hjoervarsson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hjoervarsson misses with a punch to the body.
Hjoervarsson misses with a punch to the body.
Hjoervarsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Crewman V has a couple of punches blocked by Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson stalling.
Hjoervarsson is looking to take this one to the mat.
Crewman V prevents Hjoervarsson from breaking the clinch.
Arnaldur Hjoervarsson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crewman V keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hjoervarsson's efforts to push away.
Hjoervarsson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crewman V tries to clinch but Hjoervarsson is having none of it.
Hjoervarsson tries to clinch up but Crewman V circles away and keeps his distance.
Crewman V swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Crewman V clinches up against the cage.
Hjoervarsson can't break the clinch.
Hjoervarsson slowing the pace effectively.
Crewman V prevents Hjoervarsson from breaking the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Hjoervarsson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hjoervarsson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Crewman V misses with some punches.
Crewman V being controlled against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hjoervarsson breaks the clinch.
Crewman V has managed to clinch.
Crewman V blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crewman V prevents a body shot from Hjoervarsson.
Hjoervarsson is trying to break the clinch but Crewman V has him pressed against the cage.
Hjoervarsson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crewman V doesn't manage to clinch there - Hjoervarsson circles away.
Crewman V tries to close the distance and clinch but Hjoervarsson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hjoervarsson shapes to counter with a head kick.
Hjoervarsson swats away the attempt to clinch by Crewman V.
Crewman V tries to clinch there but Hjoervarsson circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Crewman V looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hjoervarsson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Expendable Crewman V.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Crewman V, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Expendable Crewman V!
A relieved looking Expendable Crewman V thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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