PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roy Ike (ranked 1854 p4p, 3162 weight class) and Vladimir Kchzzvkofsky (ranked 211 p4p, 339 weight class). Kchzzvkofsky comes into a darkened arena with his song building. AK-47 by Little Big kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Vladimir Kchzzvkofsky acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Ike
vs
Kchzzvkofsky

225 cm
26
266
4 - 1 - 0

196 cm
26
289
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roy Ike!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Kchzzvkofsky!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ike moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Ike takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ike has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Kchzzvkofsky uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ike.
Ike tries to close the distance and clinch but Kchzzvkofsky swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kchzzvkofsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ike manages to avoid it.
Ike lands a nice looking body shot.
Kchzzvkofsky throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ike is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Ike is looking to clinch.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a straight right.
Kchzzvkofsky keeps the fight on the outside.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a hook.
Ike ducks under a wild hook from Kchzzvkofsky.
Ike throws a lazy right hand but Kchzzvkofsky sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kchzzvkofsky ducks right into an uppercut from Ike.
Kchzzvkofsky has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a hook. Ike ducked under it nicely.
Ike ducks under a wild hook from Kchzzvkofsky.
Kchzzvkofsky misses the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kchzzvkofsky. Ike does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ike uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kchzzvkofsky.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kchzzvkofsky jabs Ike right on the nose. Ike blinks but takes it well.
Kchzzvkofsky cracks Ike with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Roy Ike has been cut.
Ike really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with an uppercut. Ike saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Ike misses the target.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a hook.
Kchzzvkofsky fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kchzzvkofsky lands with a right hand.
Ike drops his hands momentarily and Kchzzvkofsky takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd cheers as Kchzzvkofsky lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ike doesn't seem phased though.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a jab to the body
and Ike counters with a stiff right hand.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a straight left.
Kchzzvkofsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ike moves away.
Ike staying out of range there.
Ike throws a body shot but no joy.
Kchzzvkofsky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ike slips a jab from Kchzzvkofsky.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a straight right.
Kchzzvkofsky throws the left hand but Ike avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ike wants to clinch.
Kchzzvkofsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Ike ducks under a wild hook from Kchzzvkofsky.
Kchzzvkofsky throws a right hand that misses
and Ike counters with a stiff right hand.
Kchzzvkofsky throws a looping overhand right but Ike ducks down to avoid it.
Ike tries to clinch up.
Kchzzvkofsky looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ike throws a lazy right hand but Kchzzvkofsky sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kchzzvkofsky uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ike.
Ike lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A slow jab from Kchzzvkofsky misses its intended target.
Ike connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kchzzvkofsky throws a hook but Ike blocks it.
Ike was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kchzzvkofsky's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ike connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kchzzvkofsky scrambles back to his feet.
Ike tries to clinch but Kchzzvkofsky is having none of it.
Kchzzvkofsky bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ike moves away from the strike by Kchzzvkofsky.
Kchzzvkofsky lands a body shot.
Ike throws a hook but Kchzzvkofsky avoids it easily.
Ike misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kchzzvkofsky.
Ike misses with a looping left.
Ike stuns Kchzzvkofsky with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Ike tries to clinch up.
Kchzzvkofsky scores with a body shot.
Ike looks to score with a jab to the body but Kchzzvkofsky is just out of range.
It seemed like Kchzzvkofsky was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kchzzvkofsky just misses with a punch to the body.
Ike wants to clinch up but Kchzzvkofsky keeps it at a distance.
Kchzzvkofsky scores with a jab. Ike acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kchzzvkofsky lands a nice looking body shot.
Ike misses with a hook. Kchzzvkofsky ducked under it nicely.
Kchzzvkofsky waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ike.
Ike slips a straight right by Kchzzvkofsky.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Ike misses.
The fighters circling - Kchzzvkofsky throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kchzzvkofsky jabs Ike to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kchzzvkofsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ike. Kchzzvkofsky does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kchzzvkofsky stuns Ike with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kchzzvkofsky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ike.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ike tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kchzzvkofsky paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kchzzvkofsky cracks Ike with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ike is looking to clinch but Kchzzvkofsky is avoiding it.
Kchzzvkofsky avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kchzzvkofsky misses with a wild combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Ike misses the target.
Kchzzvkofsky defending well as Ike loads up on a big left hand.
Ike fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kchzzvkofsky looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A combination from Kchzzvkofsky does no damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Kchzzvkofsky dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Roy Ike's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ike wants to clinch up but Kchzzvkofsky keeps it at a distance.
Ike uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kchzzvkofsky.
A little feinted left hand from Ike on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Ike might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Kchzzvkofsky moves out of range as Ike strikes.
Kchzzvkofsky throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ike counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Ike darts in and clinches Kchzzvkofsky up against the cage.
Ike fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Ike softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ike misses with a body punch.
Kchzzvkofsky is trying to break the clinch but Ike has him pressed against the cage.
Kchzzvkofsky is trying to break free.
Kchzzvkofsky wants to break the clinch but can't.

Ike decides to pull guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kchzzvkofsky has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Ike to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Kchzzvkofsky is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Ike pulls down on the head and he's put Kchzzvkofsky to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Roy Ike!
A relieved looking Roy Ike thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Vladimir Kchzzvkofsky had this to say: 'I lose again. I am disappoint again. I shall decide soon if I want fighting... Or successful Youtube channel. '.