PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boxing Mcsparr (ranked 1083 p4p, 2071 weight class) and Richard Pryor (ranked 159 p4p, 284 weight class). Mcsparr comes to the cage accompanied by AC/DC - Hell's Bells. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Mcsparr
vs
Pryor

195 cm
24
180
8 - 6 - 0

178 cm
24
170
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG - FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

HARDCORE Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boxing Mcsparr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Richard Pryor!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Jorge Garcia and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcsparr moves out of range as Pryor strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Mcsparr misses the target.
Pryor looks to score with a jab to the body but Mcsparr is just out of range.
Mcsparr really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mcsparr is looking to land body kicks.
Mcsparr throws a wild body kick that Pryor sees coming a mile off.
Pryor throws a looping overhand right but Mcsparr ducks down to avoid it.
Mcsparr is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Pryor.
Mcsparr tries to clinch up but Pryor circles away and keeps his distance.
Mcsparr throws a head kick that misses.
Pryor scores with a sloppy right hand. Mcsparr should have avoided that one.
Mcsparr scores with a nice strike.
Pryor throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mcsparr on the side of the head.
Pryor darts in trying to clinch
and Mcsparr counters with a nice uppercut.
Pryor jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mcsparr ducks under a wild hook from Pryor.
Mcsparr throws a body punch but Pryor moves out of range.
Pryor has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Pryor fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mcsparr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pryor misses with a wild combination.
Mcsparr is looking to counter with a body kick.
Pryor lands a head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcsparr walks into a straight right hand from Pryor.
Mcsparr takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Mcsparr scores with a push kick.
Mcsparr lands with a kick to the temple. Pryor shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Nice cross by Pryor.
Pryor waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mcsparr.
Mcsparr swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mcsparr moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fighters circling - Pryor throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mcsparr works the jab nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Pryor. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mcsparr. Pryor does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice leg kick from Pryor, right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Pryor does it's job there.
Pryor lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pryor is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pryor pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mcsparr is out of range and Pryor settles back down.
Pryor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mcsparr manages to avoid it.
Mcsparr has been working on his boxing with his coaches at CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG TRAINING GROUNDS in the buildup to the fight.
Richard Pryor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters circling a little - Mcsparr finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Pryor with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pryor throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A lazy left from Mcsparr finds it's target.
Mcsparr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pryor doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Pryor thuds a left hand into Mcsparr's body.
Pryor throws a hook but Mcsparr blocks it.
A little feinted left hand from Mcsparr on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mcsparr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pryor.
Mcsparr blocks a leg kick.
Mcsparr is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mcsparr looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Pryor looks to land a right hand but Mcsparr moved out of range.
Pryor throws an off balance right hand
and Mcsparr counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mcsparr slips a jab from Pryor.
Pryor thuds a left hand into Mcsparr's body.
Pryor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mcsparr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pryor throws a hook but Mcsparr blocks it.
Pryor misses with a wild body shot.
Pryor takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pryor misses with a straight left.
Pryor moves out of range as Mcsparr throws a body kick.
Mcsparr on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pryor looks to score with a jab to the body but Mcsparr is just out of range.
Pryor connects with a nice looking jab.
Mcsparr moves out of range of the strikes.
Mcsparr misses with a double jab.
Pryor looks to land a left hand but Mcsparr moved out of range nicely.
Pryor is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Mcsparr had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Pryor throws a leg kick that misses.
Mcsparr tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Pryor manages to circle out of the way.
Mcsparr throws a front kick aimed at Pryor's knee but Pryor avoids it well.
Mcsparr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pryor sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mcsparr throws a push kick but Pryor slaps the foot to one side.
Pryor looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A jab from Pryor does it's job there.
Mcsparr avoids the body shot from Pryor.
Pryor throws a jab but it's blocked by Mcsparr.
Pryor stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pryor keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pryor throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pryor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mcsparr manages to avoid it.
As Pryor looks to move away, Mcsparr throws a big counter combo but Pryor just gets out of the way.
Pryor misses with a looping left.
Nice defenses there by Mcsparr.
Pryor scores with a hook to the body. Mcsparr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mcsparr tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pryor manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mcsparr misses with a looping left.
Pryor cracks Mcsparr with an open hand slap.
Mcsparr staying out of range there.
A right-left combo lands from Mcsparr.
Mcsparr moves forwards but Pryor connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Mcsparr moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Mcsparr tries a head kick but it misses.
Pryor misses with an uppercut.
Pryor throws a looping overhand right but Mcsparr ducks down to avoid it.
Pryor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mcsparr sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pryor scores with a decent looking hook.
Pryor waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mcsparr.
Mcsparr lands with a cross.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mcsparr's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pryor connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mcsparr scrambles back to his feet.
Pryor lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pryor ducks under a wild hook from Mcsparr.

Pryor clinches with his opponent.
Pryor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Pryor dominated that round.
That's time! Mcsparr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Pryor throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mcsparr connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mcsparr slips a straight right by Pryor.
Pryor thows a left - swing and a miss!

Mcsparr sends Pryor crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Mcsparr is motioning to the referee to let Pryor up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Pryor is rocked!
Mcsparr throws a sloppy head kick and Pryor moves out of range easily.
Pryor is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcsparr finish him?

Mcsparr clinches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pryor misses with some punches.
Mcsparr works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mcsparr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mcsparr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pryor wants to break the clinch but can't.
Mcsparr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pryor misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Mcsparr.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Mcsparr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mcsparr lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pryor tries a body shot but Mcsparr blocks it.
Mcsparr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mcsparr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mcsparr's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Pryor tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pryor can't find room to land a body shot as Mcsparr controls the action.
Pryor's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pryor takes a shot to the head.
Mcsparr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mcsparr throws a big uppercut that drops Pryor! More strikes from Mcsparr and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Pryor lies dazed against the cage as Mcsparr celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boxing Mcsparr!
During a confident post fight interview, Boxing Mcsparr thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.