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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 24 p4p, 287 weight class) and Jason Mendoza (ranked 2 p4p, 6 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jason Mendoza!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Anthony Taglia and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mendoza ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wanker drops his shoulder and cracks Mendoza with a huge uppercut! Mendoza goes down! Can Wanker finish him?
It looks like Jason Mendoza has been cut.
Wanker tries to free his leg and advance position but Mendoza is retaining full guard.
Wanker wants to control from the top but Mendoza keeps moving.
Wanker seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Mendoza is looking to stand up but Wanker isn't so interested in that idea.
Mendoza keeping moving, preventing Wanker from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Wanker trying to control but Mendoza is working from the bottom.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Wanker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wanker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mendoza stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wanker throws a shot to the body.
Wanker clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mendoza landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mendoza lands a body punch.
I was talking to Wanker's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Wanker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Wanker - that landed with a thud.
Mendoza misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wanker cracks Mendoza with a nice body shot.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mendoza won't allow it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mendoza.
Wanker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mendozas head.
Mendoza is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mendoza misses with the head strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mendoza.
Mendoza goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Mendoza blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker tries a body shot but Mendoza blocks it.
Mendoza lands with a left to the head.
Mendoza takes a shot to the head.
Wanker can't find room to land a body shot as Mendoza controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker lands an uppercut.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Mendoza can't find room to land a body shot as Wanker controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wanker lands a nice uppercut.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mendoza or not.
Wanker pulls guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wanker is on top in guard.
Wanker trying to control but Mendoza is working from the bottom.
Wanker thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Wanker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wanker pushes down on Mendoza's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Mendoza felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Wanker seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mendoza does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Wanker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Mendoza is just riding it out for now. Wanker eventually gives up the hold.
Wanker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mendoza keeps working.
Wanker wants to work for an arm triangle but Mendoza is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jason Mendoza's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Wanker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Mendoza throws a leg kick
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Mendoza misses with a left hand
and Wanker counters with a right hand from hell and Mendoza is out cold! A vicious knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Our winner, Massive Wanker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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