PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Anderson Beach Boy (ranked 1378 p4p, 2465 weight class) and Crotch Chewer (ranked 154 p4p, 263 weight class). Chewer has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music. Crotch Chewer will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Beach Boy
vs
Chewer

161 cm
22
144
7 - 6 - 0

175 cm
22
157
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anderson Beach Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Chewer!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chewer catches Beach Boy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Chewer throws a jab when Beach Boy was well out of range.
Beach Boy throws a sloppy head kick
letting Chewer counter with a right hand.
Beach Boy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chewer.
Chewer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Beach Boy ducks under a wild hook from Chewer.
Beach Boy missing with a left hand there. Chewer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chewer throws out a counter right but Beach Boy avoids it with no problem.
Beach Boy misses with the body kick
and Chewer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Beach Boy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Crapollas Gym in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An inside leg kick from Beach Boy misses.
Chewer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Beach Boy tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chewer manages to circle out of the way.
Beach Boy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chewer.
Beach Boy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beach Boy has his takedown stuffed
and Chewer counters with a right hand to the body.
Beach Boy throws a jab when Chewer was well out of range.
Crotch Chewer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chewer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A head kick by Beach Boy misses
and Chewer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chewer throws a big shot that misses.
It looked like Beach Boy was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Chewer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beach Boy moves away.
Chewer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beach Boy manages to avoid it.
Beach Boy fails with a takedown attempt.
A little jabbing left from Chewer on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beach Boy shoots in for a takedown but Chewer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anderson Beach Boy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Beach Boy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A jab from Chewer does it's job there.
Chewer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beach Boy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A lazy body kick from Beach Boy
and Chewer scores with a counter punch that sends Beach Boy to the canvas! Chewer smells blood - he's punishing Beach Boy with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Beach Boy has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Chewer!
Crotch Chewer thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Anderson Beach Boy had this to say: 'Ha Ha Ha False laughter to hide the pain!'.