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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1200 p4p, 1237 weight class) and Full Time Panda (ranked 51 p4p, 56 weight class). Diddlybottom comes to the cage accompanied by Milquetoast. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Full Time Panda was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Full Time Panda!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Diddlybottom misses
and Panda counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Panda sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Diddlybottom defending well though.
Panda prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.
Diddlybottom keeping control of the position.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom blocking the ground and pound attempt from Panda.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Panda scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Diddlybottom regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Panda.
Panda throws a strike but Diddlybottom rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Panda holds on and takes a little breather.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Panda is on top in guard.
Diddlybottom pulls Panda in close to his closed guard and prevents Panda from doing any damage or advancing position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Panda landing with the ground and pound.
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.
Panda throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Panda preventing the sweep.
Panda working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panda working some strikes from top position.
Diddlybottom is pulling down on Panda's head. It's preventing any offense from Panda, at least for the moment.
Panda loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Panda is looking to work some ground and pound but Diddlybottom has wrist control.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Panda strikes.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Diddlybottom lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Panda has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Panda and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Panda changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Panda lands a nice looking body shot.
Panda moves out of range of the leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Panda with the counter takedown but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
A jab from Panda misses.
Panda misses with a looping left.
Panda throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Panda throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom cracks a nice hook into Panda's ribs.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Panda moved out of range nicely.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Panda lands a nice looking body shot.
Panda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diddlybottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Panda.
As Panda backs away, Diddlybottom returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Panda.
Diddlybottom throws a poor cross that misses
and Panda counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Panda loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Full Time Panda dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Panda throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Diddlybottom was covering up waiting for the punch and Panda finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Panda throws an elbow that misses. Diddlybottom uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Panda's guard. Nice move by Diddlybottom!
Diddlybottom is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Panda gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Panda postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Panda throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Panda with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Panda with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Panda is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Panda loads up on a big left hand. Diddlybottom felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Panda looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Diddlybottom can't hide his disappointment, as Panda celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Full Time Panda!
Milktoast Diddlybottom was interviewed post fight and said 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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