PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr (ranked 3348 p4p, 3647 weight class) and Finbar McLennan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Finbar McLennan was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kamakawiwo Ole Jr
vs
McLennan

185 cm
24
265
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
255
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Finbar McLennan!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jorge Garcia and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've been told by Kamakawiwo Ole Jr's head coaches at MONEY TEAM!!! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
McLennan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
No luck for McLennan with that takedown attempt.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McLennan has time to react.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr looks to land a combination. McLennan sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Finbar McLennan has been cut.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Kamakawiwo Ole Jr drops McLennan with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McLennan looks back up at him and smiles so Kamakawiwo Ole Jr waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

McLennan is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr cracks McLennan with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr!
A relieved looking Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.