PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 2801 p4p, 5634 weight class) and Red Cup (ranked 379 p4p, 655 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Shithouse
vs
Cup

174 cm
32
182
6 - 1 - 0

190 cm
40
191
11 - 22 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Red Cup!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cup misses with a hook
and Shithouse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab from Cup misses.
Nice defenses there by Shithouse.
Cup misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse staying out of range there.
Donk. Cup catches Shithouse right on the button with a cross.
A solid body kick from Shithouse.
Cup cracks Shithouse with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Shithouse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Shithouse finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cup lunges at Shithouse with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Shithouse's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cup tries to clinch
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Shithouse throws a front kick that sends Cup stumbling back into the cage.
Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Shithouse pushes Cup away with a front kick.
Cup on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
Cup needs to keep his hands up - Shithouse had a free shot at his head there.
Cup throws the kick towards the body but Shithouse avoids it.
Cup ducks right into an uppercut from Shithouse.
Cup stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cup throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shithouse counters with a thumping low kick.
Shithouse plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Cup throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cup rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Shithouse counters with a nice right hand that sends Cup toppling to the canvas! Cup scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Shithouse finish him?!

Cup is rocked!
Cup swings widly with a right hand
and Shithouse counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Shithouse!
Brick Shithouse took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
Red Cup spoke after the fight, saying 'That wasn't fun.'.