PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Devils Outlaw (ranked 132 p4p, 2121 weight class) and Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 21 p4p, 228 weight class). Outlaw comes to the cage accompanied by Moonshine Bandits For The Outlawz. Dementia has chosen Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar as his entrance music. The Devils Outlaw could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Pugilistic Dementia's chin.

Outlaw
vs
Dementia

198 cm
29
285
14 - 1 - 0

187 cm
45
216
28 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Voodoo Nutrition
Gatoroids

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Devils Outlaw!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Outlaw fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dementia on the side of the head.
Dementia throws a shot from downtown. Outlaw moves away and avoids it.
Outlaw misses the jab.
Dementia swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dementia scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Outlaw lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dementia throws a lazy uppercut

and Outlaw counters with a beautiful punch that sends Dementia to the canvas!

It looks like Pugilistic Dementia has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Outlaw throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dementia works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Outlaw throws a big right hand that misses.
Outlaw stands up over Dementia, holding on to his feet. Outlaw throws the legs to one side and dives in with a huge shot that lands flush on the chin! Dementia is out cold! Outlaw lands a couple more shots and the ref tackles him out of the way! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). The Devils Outlaw!
The Devils Outlaw retains his heavyweight title!
After the big win, The Devils Outlaw made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Voodoo Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.