PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 4290 p4p, 4555 weight class) and Ajax Athanas (ranked 470 p4p, 490 weight class). Jesus comes to the cage accompanied by Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. Athanas has chosen HELLAS as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Jesus
vs
Athanas

195 cm
33
243
18 - 8 - 0

210 cm
37
282
19 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ajax Athanas!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jesus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Athanas, pushing him back against the cage.
Athanas misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Jesus.
Jesus has Athanas pressed against the cage, preventing Athanas from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Athanas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jesus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Athanas's hands.

It looks like Ajax Athanas has been cut.
Athanas tries to get into range but Jesus steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Athanas! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Jesus scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ginger Jesus!
A relieved looking Ginger Jesus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Ajax Athanas was interviewed post fight and said 'Tough loss But I will Be BACK'.