PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bo Teebs (ranked 3166 p4p, 3573 weight class) and Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Teebs's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ghost - Square Hammer. AssKicken has chosen Winds of Change as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Teebs
vs
AssKicken

192 cm
37
223
22 - 20 - 0

190 cm
40
215
21 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Redemption ink

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bo Teebs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thoreaux AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Teebs closes the distance and clinches.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Teebs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Teebs lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
AssKicken takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
AssKicken lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Teebs backwards.
Teebs presses AssKicken against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Teebs working aggressively here.
Teebs swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.
AssKicken working aggressively here.
Teebs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Teebs lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Teebs.
Teebs misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
A short right hand to the side of the head by AssKicken.
Teebs working aggressively here.
Still in the clinch, Teebs scores with a nice short uppercut.
Teebs has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Teebs works on AssKicken's body with a couple of short punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teebs working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
Teebs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Teebs has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Teebs.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Teebs.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Teebs.
Teebs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Teebs misses with some punches.
Teebs blocking some punches.
AssKicken misses with the head strike.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.

AssKicken ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. AssKicken no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

AssKicken is working an open guard so Teebs takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
AssKicken cracks Teebs with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Teebs clinches up against the cage.
Teebs lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken scores with a shoulder strike.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Teebs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

AssKicken breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
AssKicken darts in looking for a takedown but Teebs gets double underhooks and turns AssKicken into the cage.
Teebs swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Teebs has closed the distance and engaged AssKicken in a clinch.
Teebs misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Teebs fails to land.
Teebs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Teebs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for AssKicken.
Teebs lands with a right to the head.
Teebs working aggressively here.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Teebs.
Teebs blocks an uppercut.
Teebs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Teebs lands a left hand that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Teebs tries a body shot but AssKicken blocks it.
A short right from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with the head strike.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
AssKicken is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Teebs swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teebs misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Teebs's elbow.
Teebs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Teebs.
Teebs misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken lands an uppercut.
AssKicken lands with a right to the head.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
Teebs tries to throw a body punch but AssKicken avoids it by throwing Teebs back against the cage.
Teebs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken lands a hook to the side of the head.
Teebs working aggressively here.
Teebs misses with a punch on the inside.
Teebs lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by AssKicken.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

AssKicken manages to pull guard.
AssKicken not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Teebs wants to stand but AssKicken is controlling his posture from full guard.
AssKicken bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Teebs's guard.

Teebs wants to stand up but AssKicken is controlling him.
Teebs keeping moving, preventing AssKicken from controlling successfully.
Teebs is looking to stand up but AssKicken isn't so interested in that idea.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
AssKicken throwing strikes but missing.
AssKicken looking to sit in guard and control but Teebs gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bo Teebs will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Teebs is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Teebs.
Teebs swings widly with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Teebs moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Teebs with a hook.
Teebs tries to clinch up but AssKicken circles away and keeps his distance.
AssKicken lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
AssKicken uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Teebs.
Teebs lands with a cross.

Teebs takes the fight into the clinch.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
Teebs throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.
Teebs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Teebs blocking some punches.

AssKicken breaks from the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Teebs looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A jab lands there for Teebs.

AssKicken is rocked!

Teebs has managed to clinch.
AssKicken is still on wobbly legs! Can Teebs finish him?
AssKicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
Teebs lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
Teebs creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends AssKicken's eyes rolling into the back of his head! AssKicken drops to his knees and Teebs pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bo Teebs!
Bo Teebs managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013, into his post fight interview.