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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Darth Mauler (ranked 6345 p4p, 6653 weight class) and Clubber Sang (ranked 617 p4p, 630 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mauler might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Say something bout the Prequels bitch!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Mauler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clubber Sang!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yukihiro Shimada and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mauler with a hook.
Sang connects with a leg kick.
Mauler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mauler throws a body shot but no joy.
Mauler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sloppy strikes from Sang. Those never looked like landing.
Sang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Mauler finds it's way through Sang's defenses.
Jab from Mauler.
Sang tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sang has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sang there as he acknowledges the shot.
Sang misses with an uppercut.
Sang fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mauler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Clubber Sang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mauler digs a good hook to Sang's body.
Mauler has managed to clinch.
Mauler digs a right hand into Sang's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sang's gas tank.
Sang looks winded!
Sang avoiding damage as Mauler throws knees to the body.
A short right from Mauler on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Mauler.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mauler is working Sang over against the ropes.
Mauler lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mauler pushes Sang back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Mauler tries to throw a body punch but Sang avoids it by throwing Mauler back against the ropes.
Sang misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mauler.
Mauler blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sang missing with knees to the body.
Mauler leaning against his opponent.
Mauler tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sang avoids it.
Mauler tries a body shot but Sang blocks it.
Mauler tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mauler lands a body shot.
Mauler scores with a hook to the body.
Mauler lands with a left to the head.
Mauler scores with a hook to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mauler.
Sang takes a shot to the head.
It looks like Clubber Sang has been cut.
Mauler lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mauler tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sang avoids it.
A left hand lands to the body for Mauler.
Mauler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mauler misses with a punch to the body.
Mauler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sang's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mauler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mauler leaning against his opponent.
Mauler tries to throw a body punch but Sang avoids it by throwing Mauler back against the ropes.
A right hook to the body lands for Mauler.
Mauler taking a breather.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Sang tries a knee to the head but Mauler blocks it.
Mauler cracks Sang with a nice body shot.
Mauler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mauler blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mauler digs a right hand underneath Sang's ribcage. Sang let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mauler stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mauler lands a body punch.
Mauler lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mauler lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mauler trying to land knees to the body.
Mauler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mauler lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mauler lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sang managing to block the knees to the body from Mauler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Mauler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Clubber Sang's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Sang throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Sang throws a leg kick but Mauler checks it.
Sang swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mauler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sang can do to turn this around?
Mauler forces Sang back against the ropes and clinches.
A right hook to the body lands for Mauler.
Mauler throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A body shot lands from Mauler.
Mauler tries to throw a body punch but Sang avoids it by throwing Mauler back against the ropes.
Mauler cracks Sang with a nice body shot.
Mauler presses Sang against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mauler stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Sang is breathing heavily.
Mauler scores with a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mauler scores with a shot to the side of Sang's head.
Mauler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sang.
Darth Mauler has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mauler with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sang is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Mauler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sang's elbow.
Mauler digs a right hand into Sang's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sang's gas tank.
Mauler lands a right hand.
Mauler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sang.
Mauler lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mauler tries a knee to the head but Sang blocks it.
Mauler content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mauler avoiding damage as Sang throws knees to the body.
Mauler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A body shot lands from Mauler.
Sang blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mauler misses with a knee strike.
Mauler blocks a body shot from Sang.
Sang blocks a body shot from Mauler.
A right hand to the body from Mauler.
Mauler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mauler putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sang in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mauler will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Sang up against the ropes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sang blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mauler digs a right hand underneath Sang's ribcage. Sang let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mauler has Sang pressed against the ropes.
Mauler stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mauler controlling the action here for a moment.
Mauler lands a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mauler lands a body punch.
Mauler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sang.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mauler.
Sang managing to block the knees to the body from Mauler.
A hook to the body from Mauler.
Good body shot from Mauler.
Mauler lands a body punch.
Mauler stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A right hand to the body from Mauler.
Nice body punch from Mauler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Mauler dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Clubber Sang's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Sang takes one to the side of the head.
Sang takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Mauler scores with a sloppy right hand. Sang should have avoided that one.
Sang throws a solid leg kick but Mauler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sang.
Mauler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Sang has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Mauler lands with a good body shot.
Clubber Sang is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sang takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sang shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Mauler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sang manages to avoid it.
A jab lands there for Mauler.
Mauler has taken the fight to the clinch.
Mauler throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sangs head.
Mauler lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mauler looking to throw knees to the head but Sang is blocking nicely.
Mauler lands a left hand.
Sang blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sang takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mauler misses with a body punch.
Mauler lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Mauler is pushing Sang up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Mauler lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sang backwards.
Sang struggles to land a body shot inside as Mauler controls his hands.
Mauler struggles to land a body shot inside as Sang controls his hands.
Mauler struggles to land a body shot inside as Sang controls his hands.
Sang blocks a body shot from Mauler.
Mauler misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mauler misses with a body punch.
Mauler lands a right hand.
Mauler avoiding damage as Sang throws knees to the body.
Mauler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mauler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mauler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sang's elbow.
Sang tries to land knees in the clinch but Mauler avoids the damage to the body.
Mauler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mauler tries to land a knee to the head but Sang blocks with his arms.
Mauler can't find room to land a body shot as Sang controls the action.
Mauler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sang throws a punch but it's blocked by Mauler.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mauler avoiding damage as Sang throws knees to the body.
Mauler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sang prevents a body shot from Mauler.
Mauler lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Mauler struggles to land a body shot inside as Sang controls his hands.
Mauler working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mauler scores with a hook to the body.
Mauler tries to land a knee to the head but Sang blocks with his arms.
Sang with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Mauler stalling the fight.
Sang is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mauler is keeping busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mauler lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mauler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mauler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sang.
Mauler stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mauler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sang on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mauler cracks Sang with a nice body shot.
Mauler working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mauler presses Sang against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mauler avoiding damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Mauler clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Clubber Sang's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Sang lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mauler circles away quickly and effectively.
Mauler rushes Sang and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Sang on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right from Mauler.
Sang swings wildly with an uppercut but Mauler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mauler lands a shoulder strike.
Mauler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Mauler.
Mauler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sang misses with some punches.
Mauler is leaning against Sang and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sang is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mauler missing with knees to the body.
Mauler lands a body shot.
Sang blocks a body shot from Mauler.
Sang can't find room to land a body shot as Mauler controls the action.
Mauler lands a body punch.
Mauler digs a right hand into Sang's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sang's gas tank.
Mauler lands a shot to the body.
Mauler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Mauler.
Sang is rocked!
A bit of stalling here from Mauler.
Sang's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sang is still on wobbly legs! Can Mauler finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mauler working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mauler creates a bit of distance and cracks Sang with a big uppercut! Sang goes down! The referee pushes Mauler away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will Sang make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! Mauler takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Darth Mauler!
Darth Mauler retains his heavyweight title!
Darth Mauler seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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