PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 4916 p4p, 3981 weight class) and Walter Wiener (ranked 474 p4p, 405 weight class). Walter Wiener will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

De La Weirdo
vs
Wiener

181 cm
19
167
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
23
164
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Dangerous GnP
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Glomco Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Wiener!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiener is looking to land body kicks.
Wiener lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but De La Weirdo circles away quickly and effectively.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses.
Wiener pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De La Weirdo looks to score with a jab to the body but Wiener is just out of range.
Wiener looking to land some kicks to the body here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
De La Weirdo takes a swing at Wiener's ribcage but misses.
Wiener replies with a solid counter kick to the body but De La Weirdo blocks it well.
Wiener goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiener throws a front kick that sends De La Weirdo stumbling back into the cage.
Wiener throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
De La Weirdo throws a shot from downtown. Wiener moves away and avoids it.
De La Weirdo has been working on his boxing with his coaches at - Is It Avatary Enough? in the buildup to the fight.
Wiener lands with a nice body kick.
De La Weirdo avoids the head kick by Wiener.
A slow jab from De La Weirdo misses its intended target.
A low kick lands for Wiener.
Wiener tries to land a front kick but De La Weirdo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wiener explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiener pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
De La Weirdo connects with a body shot.
De La Weirdo throws a jab when Wiener was well out of range.
De La Weirdo moves out of range as Wiener throws a body kick.
It looked like De La Weirdo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wiener steps to the side to avoid the strikes from De La Weirdo.
Wiener raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
De La Weirdo takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
De La Weirdo lands with a nice body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiener with a nice calf kick.
Wiener throws a wild body kick that De La Weirdo sees coming a mile off.
Wiener looks for the body kick but De La Weirdo saw that one coming.
De La Weirdo was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Wiener is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A lazy left from De La Weirdo finds it's target.
Wiener throws a push kick but De La Weirdo slaps the foot to one side.
De La Weirdo seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Wiener walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
De La Weirdo lands a jab to the head.

Wiener is rocked!
De La Weirdo steps in with a hook that catches Wiener right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! De La Weirdo follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Wiener looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
Oscar De La Weirdo spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.