PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Carlos The Machine Distroyer (ranked 4434 p4p, 4288 weight class) and Johnny Stupidhead (ranked 0 p4p, 436 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

The Machine Distroyer
vs
Stupidhead

180 cm
18
155
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
155
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Carlos The Machine Distroyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Stupidhead!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Stupidhead.
The Machine Distroyer seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
The Machine Distroyer misses with a leg kick.
Stupidhead throws a wild body kick that The Machine Distroyer sees coming a mile off.
Horrible takedown attempt by Stupidhead or perhaps it was just good defense by The Machine Distroyer, which made it look bad.
Stupidhead lands with a kick to the temple. The Machine Distroyer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Carlos The Machine Distroyer has been cut.
The Machine Distroyer looks for a takedown but Stupidhead sprawls well.

Stupidhead gets caught napping as The Machine Distroyer dives in and scores a takedown. Stupidhead manages to retain guard.

Stupidhead has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes The Machine Distroyer off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stupidhead misses with a double jab.
The Machine Distroyer dodges the punch combination from Stupidhead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Stupidhead.
The Machine Distroyer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Stupidhead sprawls well. Stupidhead wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. The Machine Distroyer gets slowly back to his feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from The Machine Distroyer is defended easily by Stupidhead.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Carlos The Machine Distroyer. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Stupidhead clinches.
The Machine Distroyer is looking to take this one to the mat.
The Machine Distroyer drops down looking for an ankle pick but Stupidhead pulls his leg out and moves away.
Stupidhead connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Machine Distroyer fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Stupidhead sprawls well initially but The Machine Distroyer persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The Machine Distroyer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The Machine Distroyer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The Machine Distroyer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Stupidhead wants to get back to his feet.

Stupidhead kicks The Machine Distroyer off and gets back to his feet.
Stupidhead is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Stupidhead.
The Machine Distroyer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

The Machine Distroyer shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The Machine Distroyer is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Machine Distroyer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Stupidhead makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
The Machine Distroyer has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Stupidhead.
Stupidhead moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The Machine Distroyer stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Machine Distroyer wants it to stay on the feet.
The Machine Distroyer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Machine Distroyer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Stupidhead keeps the fight on the outside.
Sloppy strikes from Stupidhead. Those never looked like landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stupidhead lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Machine Distroyer circles away quickly and effectively.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Machine Distroyer swats away the attempt to clinch by Stupidhead.
Johnny Stupidhead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stupidhead stuffs the takedown attempt from The Machine Distroyer. The Machine Distroyer gets slowly back to his feet.
The Machine Distroyer is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Stupidhead.

The Machine Distroyer shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than The Machine Distroyer was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

Stupidhead explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Stupidhead looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Stupidhead dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Carlos The Machine Distroyer's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

The Machine Distroyer has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Stupidhead defend it? The Machine Distroyer steps over the head and cranks it - Stupidhead is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for The Machine Distroyer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Carlos The Machine Distroyer!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
60%

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