PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Chewer (ranked 1272 p4p, 757 weight class) and Nou Hematopoye (ranked 147 p4p, 95 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Chewer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Side to Side. Crotch Chewer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chewer
vs
Hematopoye

175 cm
22
157
4 - 3 - 0

171 cm
23
149
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Gatoroids

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Chewer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nou Hematopoye!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chewer lands with a good body shot.
Chewer blocks a jab.
The fighters circling - Chewer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hematopoye connects with a looping right hand.
Hematopoye swings for the body but Chewer moves out of range.
Chewer throws the left hand but Hematopoye avoids the punch easily.
Chewer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hematopoye counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chewer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hematopoye counters with a stiff right hand.
Chewer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hematopoye, as that shot connected.
Chewer misses with a double jab.
Nice cross by Chewer.

It looks like Nou Hematopoye has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chewer throws out a powerful jab.
Hematopoye misses with a hook.
Chewer throws a shot from downtown. Hematopoye moves away and avoids it.
Hematopoye smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hematopoye throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chewer misses with an uppercut.
Crotch Chewer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chewer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chewer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Hematopoye drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Hematopoye connects with a couple of short punches.
Chewer avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hematopoye throwing strikes from guard but Chewer blocks nicely.
Hematopoye slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Chewer working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hematopoye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chewer is trying to keep Hematopoye in close.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hematopoye's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hematopoye with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hematopoye is looking to work some ground and pound but Chewer has wrist control.
Chewer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Chewer keeping full guard, as Hematopoye tries to pass.
Hematopoye postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hematopoye postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Hematopoye sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chewer is trying to control the position but Hematopoye postures up.
Chewer keeping moving, preventing Hematopoye from controlling successfully.
Chewer on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Chewer tries to get out of the position.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Chewer holds on and takes a little breather.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A big right from Chewer misses.
Chewer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hematopoye unleashes a big counter combination but Chewer bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Hematopoye connects with a crisp jab.
Hematopoye throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chewer.
Hematopoye shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Chewer pinned against the cage. Chewer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Chewer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chewer jabs at Hematopoye's body.
Hematopoye defending well as Chewer loads up on a big left hand.
Hematopoye uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chewer.
Hematopoye cracks Chewer with a good jab.
Nice sprawl there from Chewer as Hematopoye shoots in.
Hematopoye digs a good hook to Chewer's body.
Hematopoye misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chewer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chewer walks into a stiff left hand from Hematopoye.
Hematopoye throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chewer misses with a body shot
and Hematopoye counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hematopoye is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chewer.
Chewer ducks right into an uppercut from Hematopoye.

Chewer is rocked!
Hematopoye flashes Chewer a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Chewer's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Chewer crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Hematopoye punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nou Hematopoye!
Nou Hematopoye seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.