PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr (ranked 2475 p4p, 15303 weight class) and Hank Holmes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hank Holmes is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Kamakawiwo Ole Jr
vs
Holmes

185 cm
24
265
3 - 0 - 0

172 cm
49
273
30 - 36 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 36 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hank Holmes!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr tests Holmes's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Hank Holmes has been cut.
Holmes throws a looping overhand right but Kamakawiwo Ole Jr ducks down to avoid it.
Holmes takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Holmes should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Holmes swings widly with a right hand

and Kamakawiwo Ole Jr counters with a crisp right hand that drops Holmes! Kamakawiwo Ole Jr lets Holmes back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Holmes looks winded!
Kamakawiwo Ole Jr drops Holmes with a big left hand! Holmes is injured, injured bad! Kamakawiwo Ole Jr jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr!
Israel Kamakawiwo Ole Jr seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.