PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beau Abner (ranked 645 p4p, 3316 weight class) and Thibbledorf Pwent (ranked 81 p4p, 361 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Abner
vs
Pwent

194 cm
22
265
5 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
270
5 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Knockaround Guys Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beau Abner!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Thibbledorf Pwent!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Abner has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Abner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pwent thows a left - swing and a miss!

Abner lands a big head kick that sends Pwent tumbling to the mat! Abner takes a step backwards and waves Pwent back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Thibbledorf Pwent has been cut.
Pwent misses with a double jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Abner misses the target.
Abner misses with a double jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abner cracks Pwent with a left hook right on the temple and Pwent goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Abner lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Pwent is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Beau Abner!
Beau Abner retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Beau Abner thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.