PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santas Bitch (ranked 105 p4p, 723 weight class) and Joe Krutel (ranked 19 p4p, 91 weight class). Bitch kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Havana. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bitch
vs
Krutel

194 cm
23
270
12 - 0 - 0

201 cm
23
275
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Altitude Clothing
HELLBENT

Brooklyn Apothecary
CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG - FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joe Krutel!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Alexandre Firmino and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krutel connects with a solid leg kick.
Bitch takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Krutel throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bitch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Krutel can pounce on him.
A jab from Bitch does it's job there.
Bitch misses with a left hand
and Krutel connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bitch throws an overhand right that lands on Krutel's shoulder, as Krutel tries to avoid the shot.

Bitch has Krutel up against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch.
Bitch misses with some punches.
Bitch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bitch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bitch can't find room to land a body shot as Krutel controls the action.
A shot in the inside from Bitch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch throws a head punch that misses.

Krutel breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bitch wants to clinch up but Krutel keeps it at a distance.
Bitch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Krutel.

Krutel lands a big head kick that sends Bitch tumbling to the mat! Krutel takes a step backwards and waves Bitch back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Santas Bitch has been cut.
Bitch throws a right hand that misses
and Krutel counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch digs a good hook to Krutel's body.
Krutel with a nice calf kick.
Bitch throws a jab when Krutel was well out of range.
Bitch definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Krutel defending well as Bitch loads up on a big left hand.
Krutel defending well as Bitch loads up on a big left hand.
Krutel punishes Bitch's body with a nice straight punch.
Bitch throws a big shot that misses.
Bitch tries to close the distance and clinch but Krutel swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Krutel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Krutel moves away from the strike by Bitch.
Krutel counters with a body kick.
Bitch moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch slips a jab from Krutel.
Krutel closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

It looks like Joe Krutel has been cut.
Krutel lands an overhand right.
Bitch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bitch missing with a left hand there. Krutel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Krutel.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch throws out a loose jab but Krutel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bitch throws a looping overhand right but Krutel ducks down to avoid it.
Krutel takes a jab right on the kisser.

Bitch instigates a clinch.
Bitch throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch throws a head punch that misses.

Krutel breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bitch throws an overhand right that lands on Krutel's shoulder, as Krutel tries to avoid the shot.
Bitch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nice shot lands for Krutel.

Bitch cracks Krutel with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Krutel looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bitch finish him?

Krutel is rocked!
Bitch throws a lazy uppercut

and Krutel counters with a head kick that drops Bitch to the mat! Bitch scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Bitch misses with a straight right.
Krutel slips under a jab from Bitch.
Bitch misses with an uppercut. Krutel saw that one coming.
Bitch wants to clinch up but Krutel keeps it at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Krutel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch throws out the jab.
Bitch takes a swing at Krutel's ribcage but misses.
Bitch checks a leg kick.
Bitch scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Krutel doesn't seem bothered though.
Bitch tries to clinch
and Krutel counters with a stiff right hand.
Krutel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bitch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bitch rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Krutel counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bitch! Krutel lets Bitch back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Bitch throws a lazy right hand but Krutel sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch throws a lazy uppercut
and Krutel counters with an outside leg kick.
Bitch slips under a jab.
Krutel lands with a good body shot.
Bitch looks to land a right hand but Krutel moved out of range.
Krutel misses with an uppercut. Bitch saw that one coming.
Santas Bitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch misses with an uppercut.
Bitch tries to clinch there but Krutel circles away.
Krutel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch.
Krutel steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Krutel circles away from the clinch attempt
and Krutel counters with an outside leg kick.

Krutel cracks Bitch with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Krutel has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bitch to stand back up!
Krutel moves in close and cracks Bitch with a massive right hand! Bitch, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Krutel!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Krutel!
Joe Krutel is the new heavyweight champion!
Joe Krutel thanked the fans post fight for their support.