PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Trike Quicky (ranked 24520 p4p, 4305 weight class) and Shadow Stat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quicky kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tupac - Fortune and Fame. Shadow Stat will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Quicky
vs
Stat

165 cm
19
136
0 - 7 - 0

225 cm
25
130
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Dick Dolla Douchebag

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Trike Quicky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shadow Stat!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Eddie Farnsworth and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quicky shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Stat pinned against the cage. Stat gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Quicky shoots for a double leg takedown but Stat sprawls well. He's pushed Quicky's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Stat wants to counter the offense by Quicky and move into the clinch position.
Crunch! Stat slams his shin into Quicky's torso.
Quicky takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Quicky goes for a double leg but Stat avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Stat continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Trike Quicky. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stat will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Quicky up against the cage.
Quicky changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Stat fights it off and pushes away nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Stat moves into range and clinches up with Quicky.
Quicky has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stat is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Stat wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Quicky is trying to pull guard but Stat has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quicky tries for a takedown but Stat manages to get underhooks.

Stat has Quicky pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Stat pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Quicky tumbling to the mat - Stat dives into Quicky's guard.
Stat must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Stat wants to get up but he can't break Quicky's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Quicky throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

Quicky working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Stat doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Quicky is tightening it up a little... Stat has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Stat reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Stat taps out! Nice BJJ there by Quicky!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Trike Quicky!
A relieved looking Trike Quicky thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.