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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Schitt (ranked 4361 p4p, 3647 weight class) and Second Wife (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Second Wife is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Schitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Second Wife!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schitt fails with a takedown attempt.
Schitt thuds a left hand into Wife's body.
Wife throws the left hand but Schitt avoids the punch easily.
Schitt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wife sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wife on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
It looks like Second Wife has been cut.
Wife slips under a jab.
Schitt missing with a left hand there. Wife was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Donk. Schitt catches Wife right on the button with a cross.
Nice defenses there by Schitt.
Wife looks to land a right hand but Schitt moved out of range.
Schitt misses with a hook.
Wife walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wife lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
It looks like Jack Schitt has been cut.
Wife moves into the clinch successfully.
Wife looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wife working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wife lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Wife.
Schitt is breathing heavily.
Wife lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wife lands a left hand.
Wife lands a shot to the body.
Wife lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wife lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Wife scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wife lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schitt backwards.
Jack Schitt's cut is getting worse.
Wife pushes Schitt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schitt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right from Wife on the inside.
Wife lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wife gets through Schitt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jack Schitt's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wife lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wife lands a shoulder strike.
Wife lands with a light punch inside.
Wife lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schitt backwards.
Wife scores with a shoulder strike.
Jeez, Jack Schitt's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Wife creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Schitt's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Schitt drops to his knees and Wife pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Second Wife!
A very excited looking Second Wife rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
89% |
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