PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Bob McDonald (ranked 208 p4p, 601 weight class) and Expendable Crewman V (ranked 5 p4p, 20 weight class). McDonald kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ray Wylie Hubbard - Redneck Mother. Crewman V has chosen Star Trek as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McDonald
vs
Crewman V

196 cm
34
275
32 - 14 - 1

200 cm
39
286
25 - 19 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Bob McDonald!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Expendable Crewman V!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crewman V misses with a looping left.
McDonald steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crewman V.
McDonald paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

It looks like Expendable Crewman V has been cut.
Crewman V scores with a nice right hand.

It looks like Jim Bob McDonald has been cut.
Crewman V connects with a nice looking jab.
Crewman V needs to keep his hands up - McDonald had a free shot at his head there.
McDonald misses with a double jab.
McDonald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crewman V bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McDonald doesn't manage to clinch there - Crewman V circles away.
McDonald blocks a jab.
McDonald pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McDonald lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crewman V throws a hook to the side of McDonald's head but McDonald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McDonald getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Crewman V moves away from the strike by McDonald.
Crewman V doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McDonald looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Crewman V throws a hook to the side of McDonald's head but McDonald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crewman V cracks McDonald with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A telegraphed right hand from Crewman V misses the target.
Crewman V slips under a jab from McDonald.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crewman V throws a jab but it's blocked by McDonald.
Expendable Crewman V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

McDonald bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Crewman V! He dives into his guard looking to finish!

Crewman V is rocked!

That has opened up Expendable Crewman V's cut even more.
McDonald gets to his feet and stands over Crewman V, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Crewman V felt that one! McDonald unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Crewman V from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jim Bob McDonald!
Jim Bob McDonald retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Jim Bob McDonald thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.