PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 4350 p4p, 4548 weight class) and Balin Ogreslayer (ranked 433 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Dick
vs
Ogreslayer

190 cm
25
278
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
25
265
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Needle Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Balin Ogreslayer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ogreslayer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ogreslayer wants to counter with a clinch but Dick pushes him away.
Ogreslayer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dick.

Ogreslayer rushes Dick and presses him up against the cage.
Ogreslayer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Dick breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ogreslayer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ogreslayer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dick.
Ogreslayer staying out of range there.
Ogreslayer staying out of range there.
Ogreslayer tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range.
Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ogreslayer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick throws a body punch but Ogreslayer moves out of range.
Dick sets himself, and Ogreslayer steps forward looking for the clinch! Dick avoids it this time.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ogreslayer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ogreslayer tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Ogreslayer should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Ogreslayer wants to counter with a clinch but Dick pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Dick connects with a right hand. Ogreslayer shakes it off.

It looks like Balin Ogreslayer has been cut.

Dick feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Ogreslayer sprawling to the canvas! Ogreslayer rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dick finish him?!
Ogreslayer circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Dick. Ogreslayer falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Dick!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Needle Dick!