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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Luigi Wii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wii comes into the arena with TUF blaring out of the sound system. Eric Cartman acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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156 lbs
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199 cm
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160 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Luigi Wii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wii swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Cartman lands a left and a right that sends Wii crashing to the canvas! Cartman dives into mount looking to finish!
Wii is rocked!
It looks like Luigi Wii has been cut.
Wii really wants to buck Cartman off and get back to his feet.
Oh Wii is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wii is trying desperately to improve position.
Wii is working hard here to advance position.
Wii seems to have got his legs back now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cartman controlling his opponent.
Wii really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Cartman is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wii is breathing heavily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Wii regains half guard.
Wii tries to get to full guard but Cartman has control of the leg.
Wii moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Wii is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Wii is proving hard to escape from.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Luigi Wii's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Wii avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cartman swinging wilding here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wii fails with the takedown.
Wii shoots for a takedown but Cartman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wii moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Wii fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Luigi Wii. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Wii doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartman circles away.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Wii but Wii pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Cartman stuffs the takedown.
Eric Cartman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cartman gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Wii counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Wii shoots for a takedown but Cartman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Wii counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Wii.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wii stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartman swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wii sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Cartman's guard.
Wii works his way into side control.
Wii tries for a kimura but Cartman is defending well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wii tries to move to mount but Cartman blocks the move with his legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Luigi Wii dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Luigi Wii's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Wii looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Wii pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cartman is keeping the position for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wii stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Nice takedown defense from Cartman. No joy for Wii on that attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Wii decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Cartman's guard.
Cartman keeping full guard, as Wii tries to pass.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cartman can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Wii shoots in for a takedown but Cartman shows good takedown defense.
Wii tries to clinch up.
Wii is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Cartman moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Wii goes down! Can Cartman finish him!?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wii wants to sweep but no luck.
Wii looking for a guillotine here but Cartman defends easily.
Cartman stays in close to Wii's body and controls the position.
Wii is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cartman wants to stand but Wii is controlling his posture from full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Wii looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cartman is one step ahead there.
Wii working a defensive guard here.
Cartman wants to stand but Wii is controlling his posture from full guard.
Cartman really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Wii. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Wii tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Luigi Wii.
I think Wii has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Eric Cartman!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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