PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jah Wobble (ranked 2707 p4p, 16995 weight class) and Royal Pain (ranked 306 p4p, 723 weight class). Wobble comes to the cage accompanied by Jimmy Barnes - Working Class Man. Pain is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: AC/DC Thunderstruck. Royal Pain will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Wobble
vs
Pain

166 cm
31
162
19 - 10 - 2

181 cm
40
166
30 - 35 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Jah Wobble!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 35 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Royal Pain!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Alexandre Firmino and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wobble keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pain throws a sloppy body shot

and Wobble counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Wobble.
Pain is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Wobble dives into side control.

Pain manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Wobble wants to control but Pain is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Pain not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pain takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Wobble is trying to get back to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wobble is controlling Pain's position as best he can from this difficult position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Pain connects with a nice short shot to Wobble's temple.
Wobble is holding on to half guard well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pain is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Pain stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wobble swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Wobble is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Pain frees his head nicely. Oh but Wobble has switched to an armbar! Pain is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Jah Wobble!
Our winner, Jah Wobble, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Royal Pain stepped up to the mic, saying 'Shit, there goes my chance to be like Mike.'.