PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Cody McKenzie (ranked 16198 p4p, 6749 weight class) and Www Www (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McKenzie's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Houdini - KSI. Cody McKenzie has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

McKenzie
vs
Www

183 cm
19
145
0 - 0 - 0

165 cm
18
143
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cody McKenzie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Www Www!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKenzie with a poor takedown
and Www counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McKenzie fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Www doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
McKenzie misses with a takedown attempt - Www sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Www is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McKenzie with a body shot.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cody McKenzie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McKenzie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Www counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Horrible takedown attempt by McKenzie or perhaps it was just good defense by Www, which made it look bad.
Www is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McKenzie with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKenzie shoots in for a double leg but Www sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
McKenzie doesn't succeed with the takedown
and McKenzie takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McKenzie fails with the takedown

and Www decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in McKenzie's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Www won't allow McKenzie to sweep him here.
McKenzie keeping moving, preventing Www from controlling successfully.
McKenzie is trying to keep Www in close.
Www must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
McKenzie keeping moving, preventing Www from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

McKenzie looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

McKenzie looking for a guillotine here but Www defends easily.

McKenzie working for a triangle but Www defends it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKenzie trying to keep a closed guard but Www is proving a slippery customer.

McKenzie is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McKenzie has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McKenzie's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Www Www dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

McKenzie fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
McKenzie dives in for a single leg takedown but Www sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A nice side step and Www releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
McKenzie has Www pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Www manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cody McKenzie. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Www escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McKenzie fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Www avoids it really well and circles away.
And Www responds with a good body kick, but McKenzie manages to step out the way in time.
Www has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McKenzie closes this distance looking for a takedown but Www circles away.
Www doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKenzie shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Www pinned against the cage. Www gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McKenzie shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Www but Www pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Www closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Www perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Www is just content to waste time from the top position. McKenzie takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Www is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
McKenzie has Www pulled in close to control his posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Www trying to control but McKenzie is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Www wanted to stand there but McKenzie had control of the position.
McKenzie working a defensive guard here.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
McKenzie has a takedown stuffed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKenzie doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Www counters with a left to the body.
McKenzie with a lazy takedown attempt
and Www counters with a left to the body.
McKenzie fails with the takedown
and Www counters with a right hand to the body.

Www darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
McKenzie preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Www is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKenzie is looking for a sweep. Www is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McKenzie is trying to maintain the position but Www is very close to passing his half guard.
McKenzie works his way to full guard. Good work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McKenzie is trying to control the position but Www postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Www Www showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

McKenzie shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Www pinned against the cage. Www gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McKenzie will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Www counters with a body kick.
McKenzie shoots and misses
and Www counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McKenzie thinking.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cody McKenzie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McKenzie tries to score a power double leg takedown but Www sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McKenzie somewhat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKenzie has his takedown stuffed
and Www counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
McKenzie misses with a takedown

and Www counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McKenzie is looking for a sweep. Www is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Www performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
McKenzie has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Www is working away from the top position though.
McKenzie really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Www tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
McKenzie trying to control here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Www wants to get back to his feet.
McKenzie is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McKenzie darts in looking for a takedown but Www gets double underhooks and turns McKenzie into the cage.
McKenzie looking for a takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKenzie is looking to take this one to the mat.
McKenzie is looking to take this one to the mat.
Www is defending well against a takedown attempt.
McKenzie is looking to take this one to the mat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McKenzie is trying to drag Www to the mat but Www just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.

Www manages to break the clinch.
McKenzie throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Www's waist but Www gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McKenzie off to one side.
Www is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McKenzie with a body shot.

Www shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

McKenzie looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Www tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Cody McKenzie has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Www Www is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The fighters are battling for position here. McKenzie manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McKenzie working a defensive guard here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Www Www comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Www has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 26:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Www Www!
Cody McKenzie was interviewed post fight and said 'WHERE YOU AT MCNUGGETS YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT'.