PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chief Queef (ranked 2562 p4p, 959 weight class) and Marcos De Souza (ranked 344 p4p, 128 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Queef
vs
De Souza

186 cm
29
186
10 - 10 - 0

186 cm
29
190
12 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chief Queef!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marcos De Souza!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Atkins and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Souza shoots in looking for a takedown. Queef tries to sprawl out of it but De Souza keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Queef manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

De Souza gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
De Souza is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Queef makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Queef's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Queef throws a big elbow that misses.
Queef throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as De Souza works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Queef working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Souza utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but De Souza has wrist control.

De Souza is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

De Souza is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Queef defends well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Queef stopping the sweep attempt from De Souza.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Queef working some strikes from top position.
De Souza wants to sweep here but Queef controlling him for the moment.
Queef working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Queef throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as De Souza works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Queef throwing strikes from guard but De Souza blocks nicely.
De Souza has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.
De Souza working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Queef scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
De Souza has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

De Souza escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Queef gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
De Souza wants to sweep here but Queef controlling him for the moment.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Queef throws a big right hand that misses.

De Souza has his foot on Queef's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Queef works his way back into a safe position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Queef landing some decent shots from guard.
Queef postures up in De Souza's guard and throws a big left but De Souza blocks it.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Queef got a little sloppy there for a moment and De Souza has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Queef has managed to get both his arms back between De Souza's legs - danger averted.
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.

De Souza looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
De Souza utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
De Souza is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Queef postures up in De Souza's guard and throws a big left but De Souza blocks it.
De Souza has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.
De Souza looking to hit a scissor sweep but Queef is one step ahead there.
Queef is working De Souza over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Queef landing with the ground and pound.
Queef throwing strikes but missing.
Queef preventing the sweep.
Queef postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Queef scoring with some ground and pound.
De Souza looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Queef lands a couple of elbows.
Queef stands up over De Souza, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

De Souza is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
De Souza looks winded!
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Queef postures up in De Souza's guard and throws a big left but De Souza blocks it.
Queef working some strikes from top position.
De Souza looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Queef postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef distracts De Souza with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
De Souza manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Queef manages to get himself to full guard.

Queef looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but De Souza is defending well. Queef quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! De Souza has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Queef celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chief Queef!
A victorious Chief Queef thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.