PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 17 p4p, 405 weight class) and Peter Petersson (ranked 2 p4p, 8 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Wanker
vs
Petersson

225 cm
25
294
16 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
250
12 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Peter Petersson!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Alyssa Summers and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Petersson throws an off balance right hand
and Petersson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A cross from Wanker lands.
Wanker slips a jab from Petersson.
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Petersson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wanker. Petersson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wanker with a jab.
Wanker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A lazy left from Wanker finds it's target.
Wanker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Petersson momentarily.
A shot to the liver by Wanker. Beautiful body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Petersson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Wanker.
Wanker misses the jab.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker misses the shot to the body.
Wanker throws the left hand but Petersson avoids the punch easily.
Petersson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A swing and a miss from Wanker.

Wanker has managed to clinch.
Wanker throws a head punch that misses.
Wanker working aggressively here.
Wanker works on Petersson's body with a couple of short punches.
Petersson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Petersson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Petersson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Petersson misses with an uppercut
and Wanker counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Petersson defending well as Wanker loads up on a big left hand.
Wanker tries to close the distance and clinch but Petersson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
It seemed like Petersson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wanker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Petersson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Wanker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Petersson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Petersson counters with a straight right hand.
Wanker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Peterssons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Wanker tries to clinch but Petersson moves away
and Petersson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wanker thinking.
Wanker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Petersson swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Petersson misses the shot to the body.
Wanker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Petersson throws a right hand that misses
and Petersson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wanker shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wanker throws an overhand right that drops Petersson like a sack of potatoes! Wanker dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Massive Wanker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.