PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phuc Dat Bich (ranked 3792 p4p, 4451 weight class) and Justice Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bich
vs
Turner

210 cm
25
249
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
250
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Pho Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Phuc Dat Bich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Justice Turner!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Michael Johnstone and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turner closes the distance and clinches.

Bich jumps guard and drags Turner to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Turner postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

It looks like Phuc Dat Bich has been cut.

Bich looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Turner connects with a couple of short punches.

Phuc Dat Bich's cut is getting worse.
Bich working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turner.

Bich looking for a guillotine here but Turner defends easily.

Bich looking for a triangle here. Turner is fighting it but it looks tight! Bich pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Turner is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Phuc Dat Bich!
A relieved looking Phuc Dat Bich thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.