PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Number (ranked 596 p4p, 582 weight class) and Darth Sidious (ranked 16 p4p, 14 weight class). Number's entrance music is This is A Film - Iggy Pop (Goran Bregovič). A fine choice. Darth Sidious will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Number
vs
Sidious

150 cm
36
205
28 - 27 - 0

180 cm
40
204
46 - 31 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 27 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jack Number!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Sidious!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Number showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sidious.
Number is looking to clinch.

Number has closed the distance and engaged Sidious in a clinch.
Sidious gets through Number's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sidious makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Sidious just misses with a elbow thrown towards Number's brow.
Sidious lands a damaging elbow.
Number tries a body shot but Sidious blocks it.
Sidious lands an elbow inside that Number shrugs off.
Sidious scores with a shoulder strike.
Number goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sidious.
Number takes an elbow to the temple.
Number definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Sidious lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Jack Number has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A hook to the body from Number.
Sidious lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sidious can't find room to land a body shot as Number controls the action.
Number throws a punch but it's blocked by Sidious.
Sidious scores with a shoulder strike.
Sidious gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Number tries to throw a body punch but Sidious avoids it by throwing Number back against the cage.
Number scores with a shot to the side of Sidious's head.

Sidious pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Number moves into range and clinches up with Sidious.

Sidious escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Number rushes Sidious and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Sidious is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Number piles on the pressure and Sidious crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Number!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Jack Number made sure he mentioned Voodoo Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.