PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 6630 p4p, 4803 weight class) and Ryan Malone (ranked 737 p4p, 603 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bitch Tits
vs
Malone

190 cm
19
185
0 - 1 - 0

184 cm
18
193
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ryan Malone!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malone throws a right hand that Bitch Tits ducks under and follows up with a left that Bitch Tits also avoids with ease.
Bitch Tits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bitch Tits with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bitch Tits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Bitch Tits clinches up with Malone and pushes him back against the cage.
Malone tries to circle away but Bitch Tits has him pinned against the cage.

Bitch Tits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Malone circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Bitch Tits. Malone falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Bitch Tits!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cheif Bitch Tits!