PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Obama (ranked 24204 p4p, 24206 weight class) and Jean Yves Theriault (ranked 196 p4p, 164 weight class). Theriault has chosen Klendathu drop as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Obama
vs
Theriault

190 cm
21
265
7 - 2 - 0

195 cm
21
255
3 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Dick Dolla Douchebag

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tom Obama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jean Yves Theriault!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, William Gold and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obama slips a jab from Theriault.
A slow jab from Theriault misses its intended target.
Obama looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Obama has Theriault up against the ropes in a clinch.
Obama lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Theriault's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Theriault throws a punch but it's blocked by Obama.
A short body shot lands from Theriault as the two fighters clinch.
Theriault lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obama.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Theriault.
Theriault blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obama.
Theriault lands a shoulder strike.
Obama scores with a shot to the side of Theriault's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Obama on the inside.
Theriault wants to get back to striking at distance but Obama won't allow it.
Obama lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Theriault lands with a light punch inside.
Theriault softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obama scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Obama throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Theriault tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Obama lands an uppercut.
Obama blocking some punches.
Theriault is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Obama lands a nice uppercut.
Obama lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Theriault.
Theriault looks winded!
Obama works on Theriault's body with a couple of short punches.
Obama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Theriault backwards.
Theriault tries a body shot but Obama blocks it.
Obama cracks Theriault with a nice body shot.
Obama lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from Obama - that landed with a thud.
Obama lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Obama - that landed with a thud.
Obama lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obama lands a body shot.
Obama lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Theriault or not.
Obama works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Theriault's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Obama lands a left hand.
Obama lands with a left to the head.

Theriault is rocked!
Obama unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Theriault! He's leaning against the ropes trying to keep his feet but Obama is unloading with more strikes now! Theriault drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tom Obama!
Tom Obama decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.