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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gregory Fartface (ranked 24699 p4p, 5842 weight class) and Jay Lane (ranked 197 p4p, 173 weight class). Lane has chosen "The Batdance" by Prince as his entrance music. Jay Lane has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Gregory Fartface's chin.
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300
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280
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gregory Fartface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jay Lane!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fartface fails with a takedown attempt.
Fartface shoots in but Lane avoids the takedown attempt easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lane! But no joy.
Lane shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Fartface manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Fartface uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Lane closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lane slowing the pace effectively.
Fartface has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lane after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gregory Fartface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lane escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fartface misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lane shoots in looking for a takedown but Fartface manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lane's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Lane looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Fartface manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Lane keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Fartface tries to break the clinch but Lane is controlling the position.
Lane manages to break the clinch.
Fartface displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fartface really is a fat lump.
Fartface closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fartface has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lane is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Lane struggles to land a body shot inside as Fartface controls his hands.
Lane manages to break the clinch.
Lane throws a nice looking combination but Fartface bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fartface shoots in but Lane avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lane shoots in and bounces Fartface off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fartface looking for a guillotine here but Lane defends easily.
Lane trying to control but Fartface is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fartface is on top in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fartface stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lane swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fartface stands up from Lane's guard - Fartface perhaps looking for a knockout.
Lane lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Gregory Fartface has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fartface avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fartface takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fartface with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lane counters with a head kick. That will keep Fartface thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fartface looks for a takedown but Lane sprawls well.
Fartface is breathing heavily.
Fartface wants to clinch up but Lane keeps it at a distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fartface looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lane scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fartface throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
We've been informed that Lane has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fartface shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lane sprawls well. Lane wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Fartface gets slowly back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Gregory Fartface will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Gregory Fartface's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Fartface misses with a looping left.
Lane shoots in for a double leg but Fartface sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Fartface tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lane swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fartface misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lane wants to clinch.
Fartface gets caught flat footed, as Lane shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fartface keeping moving, preventing Lane from controlling successfully.
Lane slips nicely into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lane wants to control but Fartface is keeping him busy.
Lane is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Gregory Fartface overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lane is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Lane is breathing heavily.
Fartface is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Fartface makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fartface fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Lane tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fartface manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fartface tries to clinch up but Lane circles away and keeps his distance.
Lane is looking to clinch.
Jay Lane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
No luck for Lane with that takedown attempt.
Lane tries to close the distance and clinch but Fartface swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gregory Fartface is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lane walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fartface throws a leg kick
and Lane holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Lane lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Fartface has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Lane is on him like a limpet, forcing Fartface back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fartface swings wildly with an uppercut but Lane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lane is trying to push Fartface away but Fartface has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lane has Fartface pushed against the cage.
Fartface stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Fartface is trying to force a seperation but Lane has the dominant position.
Fartface taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fartface wants a takedown.
Fartface drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gregory Fartface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fartface can't find room to land a body shot as Lane controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lane breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fartface looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Lane is fending him off so far but Fartface persists. Nope, Lane circles away and we're back to standing.
Fartface misses with a wild combination.
Fartface gets tackled into the cage by Lane. Lane maintains the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lane jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Fartface walks away with a smile on his face. Lane gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Fartface wants to clinch up but Lane keeps it at a distance.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lane is defended easily by Fartface.
Fartface is looking to counter the offense by Lane and move into the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Gregory Fartface dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gregory Fartface's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Lane scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Fartface gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Lane counters with a single leg into guard. Fartface didn't expect that.
Fartface controlling Lane's posture.
Fartface not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fartface avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Fartface is trying to control the position but Lane postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lane trying to control the position from guard on top but Fartface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fartface is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Fartface shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lane as he avoids it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lane shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fartface sprawls well. Fartface wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lane gets slowly back to his feet.
Lane throws the kick towards the body but Fartface avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Fartface tries to score a power double leg takedown but Lane sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Fartface somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gregory Fartface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lane wants to clinch up but Fartface keeps it at a distance.
Lane shoots in looking for a takedown but Fartface manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lane's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Fartface with a poor takedown
and Lane counters by moving into the clinch.
Fartface is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Lane is defending well.
Lane jumps guard and drags Fartface to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Lane looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Fartface puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fartface keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fartface seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Lane for as long as he can get away with.
Fartface seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Lane does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Lane holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Fartface gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Fartface tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Lane counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lane shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fartface as he jumps to the side.
Fartface looks for a takedown but Lane sprawls well.
Fartface shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Fartface showed some decent athleticism there.
Lane trying to control from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jay Lane comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fartface has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gregory Fartface!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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