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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 375 p4p, 242 weight class) and Konrad Wagner (ranked 59 p4p, 41 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McWrestler might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tenacious D - Dude. Konrad Wagner told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Excellent boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Konrad Wagner!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wagner is looking to slow McWrestler down with leg kicks.
Nice cross by Wagner.
Wagner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Wagner now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McWrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wagner throws a head kick but McWrestler moves out of range.
Wagner throws a nice inside leg kick.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wagner was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
A nice leg kick from Wagner, right into the meat of the thigh.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Wagner.
Wagner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wagner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
McWrestler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wagner with the inside leg kick.
Wagner blocks a jab.
Wagner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wagner ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Wagner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A shot to the body from McWrestler misses
and Wagner counters with a head kick.
McWrestler scores with a jab. Wagner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
It looks like Konrad Wagner has been cut.
McWrestler has been working on his boxing with his coaches at CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG TRAINING GROUNDS in the buildup to the fight.
Wagner connects with a crisp jab.
McWrestler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wagner.
McWrestler cracks Wagner with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wagner's head backwards.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and Wagner counters with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Wagner.
McWrestler misses with a body punch
letting Wagner counter with a right hand.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut
and Wagner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler lands a jab to Wagner's midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wagner lands a nice shot to the body.
Wagner tries a head kick but it misses.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wagner.
McWrestler shoots for a takedown but Wagner saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McWrestler misses with a hook
enabling Wagner to counter with a crisp jab.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wagner dodges the punch combination from McWrestler.
Wagner looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Wagner.
Wagner staying out of range there.
Wagner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wagner swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Wagner moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
Wagner scores with a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler misses with a hook
and Wagner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wagner under the eye.
McWrestler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McWrestler checks a leg kick nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from McWrestler misses the target.
Wagner dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWrestler. That did some damage!
A nice inside leg kick there by Wagner. That's going to slow McWrestler down.
McWrestler takes a swing at Wagner's ribcage but misses.
Wagner uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McWrestler has time to react.
Wagner punishes McWrestler's body with a nice straight punch.
Wagner throws a body shot but no joy.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler swings for the body but Wagner moves out of range.
Wagner is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! McWrestler had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wagner has time to react.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wagner looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wagner gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows McWrestler to score an easy takedown into full guard.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Wagner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wagner preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Wagner works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Wagner blocks nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Konrad Wagner will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Konrad Wagner's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Wagner fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWrestler throws a hook but Wagner avoids it easily.
Wagner looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McWrestler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wagner connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McWrestler scrambles back to his feet.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Wagner takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wagner misses with a looping right.
Wagner misses with a body shot.
Wagner stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Wagner wants it to stay on the feet.
Wagner connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wagner lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wagner throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler takes a swing at Wagner's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wagner.
Wagner keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler scores with a shot to the body.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Wagner moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler backing away here, and Wagner unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McWrestler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wagner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wagner connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWrestler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wagner scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Wagner shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wagner throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wagner. Wagner obviously looking to wear him down.
McWrestler avoids a kick to the body.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wagner with the inside leg kick.
Wagner avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Wagner misses with a head kick.
Wagner has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head kick from Wagner lands but McWrestler takes it in his stride.
McWrestler is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wagner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Wagner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Wagner manages to avoid it.
Wagner works the jab nicely.
Oh McWrestler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wagner circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops McWrestler to the canvas! McWrestler doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Wagner keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Konrad Wagner!
Konrad Wagner is the new welterweight champion!
Konrad Wagner thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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