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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joey Bob Potatohauler (ranked 3132 p4p, 3156 weight class) and Nage Sorthcutt (ranked 442 p4p, 447 weight class). Joey Bob Potatohauler had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 187.7lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. This should be a great matchup!
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Bob Potatohauler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nage Sorthcutt!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sorthcutt fails with the takedown
and Potatohauler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sorthcutt looks to land a body kick but Potatohauler moved away.
A quick step to the side and Potatohauler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sorthcutt closes the distance looking to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Potatohauler fakes the leg kick and cracks Sorthcutt in the body.
Potatohauler manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Sorthcutt on his heels. He'll look to pass Sorthcutt's guard now, I'm sure.
Sorthcutt wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Potatohauler manages to pass to side control.
Potatohauler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Sorthcutt looks winded!
Potatohauler slows the pace down in half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatohauler frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Potatohauler working Sorthcutt over with strikes here.
Potatohauler is landing with some decent strikes but Sorthcutt is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Potatohauler lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Sorthcutt is rocked!
Potatohauler controlling the position easily from mount.
Sorthcutt is still in real trouble! Can Potatohauler finish him?
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Potatohauler! Sorthcutt is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Joey Bob Potatohauler!
After winning the bout, Joey Bob Potatohauler thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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