PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pittsburgh Steelers (ranked 162 p4p, 90 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 10 p4p, 4 weight class). Grabber has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Steelers
vs
Grabber

200 cm
42
285
30 - 12 - 0

207 cm
36
275
40 - 10 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pittsburgh Steelers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber lands a jab to Steelers's midsection.
Grabber thuds a left hand into Steelers's body.
Grabber lands a nice looking body shot.
Steelers is breathing heavily.
Grabber scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Grabber looks to land a right hand but Steelers moved out of range.
Grabber tests Steelers's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Pittsburgh Steelers has been cut.
Grabber moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Grabber throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Grabber connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
BOOM! Grabber lands a beautiful left hook that drops Steelers. Steelers tries to recover but Grabber is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Steelers lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new super heavyweight champion!
Crotch Grabber decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Pittsburgh Steelers stepped up to the mic, saying 'I can not believe he beat me. Fuck!'.