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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Allan Coe (ranked 2166 p4p, 5077 weight class) and Cain Lesnar (ranked 247 p4p, 511 weight class). Coe comes to the cage accompanied by Nothing To Lose - Cowboys From Hell. David Allan Coe has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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215 cm 37 242 17 - 14 - 0 |
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201 cm 24 265 2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Decent wrestler Counter fighter Can Moonwalk |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, David Allan Coe! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cain Lesnar! The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Coe drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Lesnar can do anything to dispel that myth. Coe wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Lesnar, who protects the arm well. Coe has hold of Lesnar's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Lesnar seems comfortable defending it but Coe has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Lesnar is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Lesnar is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Coe couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). David Allan Coe! David Allan Coe gave a mention to Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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