PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Son Goku (ranked 4436 p4p, 3111 weight class) and Jane Malley (ranked 479 p4p, 354 weight class). Goku kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Makafushigi Adventure. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Goku
vs
Malley

175 cm
21
168
3 - 6 - 0

190 cm
21
165
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

PWNAGE

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Son Goku!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jane Malley!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Joseph Jones and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goku bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Malley's head backwards.
Goku misses the shot to the body.
Goku definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Malley is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That kick from Malley tenderised Goku's leg. Goku is trying to keep his angry face on.
Goku takes a swing at Malley's ribcage but misses.
Son Goku seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Goku misses.
No joy there for Goku, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A swing and a miss from Goku.
Goku ducks under a wild hook from Malley.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malley takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Goku pushes Malley up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Malley.
A head punch on the inside from Malley fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malley misses with a punch on the inside.
Malley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Goku stalling against the cage.
Goku blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Goku misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A hook to the body from Goku.
Goku swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Malley fails to land.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Goku.
Goku misses with a body punch.
Malley goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Malley working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malley.
A right handed body shot lands from Goku.
Goku tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Goku struggles to land a body shot inside as Malley controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Malley fails to land.
Malley misses with a punch on the inside.
Goku lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short left from Malley.
Goku blocks a body shot from Malley.
Goku blocking some punches.
Malley misses with a short punch on the inside.
Goku lands a right hand that snaps the head of Malley backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goku lands a hook to the side of the head.
Malley misses with a short punch on the inside.
Malley blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Malley fails to land.
Malley misses with a body punch.
Goku tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Malley's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Goku.
Malley has a couple of punches blocked by Goku.
Goku tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goku tries a body shot but Malley blocks it.
Malley swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Goku blocking some punches.
Malley lands a left hand.
Malley tries a body shot but Goku blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malley.
Malley has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Goku seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Malley can turn it around.
Malley works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Goku.
Malley misses with a punch on the inside.
Malley working aggressively here.
Malley lands a right hand.
Goku blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Goku misses with the head strike.
Malley throws a punch but it's blocked by Goku.
Goku misses with a punch on the inside.
Goku takes a shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Malley.
Malley stops a takedown attempt from Goku.
Goku swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Goku misses with a hook to the ribs.
Malley struggles to land a body shot inside as Goku controls his hands.
Malley misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malley.
Goku blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Malley scores with a nice short uppercut.
Malley misses with a body punch.
Malley swings wildly with an uppercut but Goku uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malley blocks an uppercut.
Goku blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Goku struggles to land a body shot inside as Malley controls his hands.
Goku tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Malley's elbow.
Goku lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jane Malley dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Goku with the inside leg kick.
Goku throws a leg kick that is checked
and Malley counters with a slapping leg kick.
Goku digs a good body shot into Malley's ribs.
Malley keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Goku scores with a nice strike.
Malley misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Goku counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Goku showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Malley.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goku fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malley manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Malley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Goku connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goku throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Malley stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Goku throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Malley appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Goku throws a right hand that misses
and Malley connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Malley takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Malley keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Malley appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Goku fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malley manages to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Goku.
Son Goku is winning the standup battle so far.
Goku connects with a good right hand that stumbles Malley. Malley circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Goku throws an overhand right that lands on Malley's shoulder, as Malley tries to avoid the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goku looks to land a left hand but Malley moved out of range nicely.
Goku scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Goku throws a series of punches but Malley moves out of range.
Goku throws a right hand that Malley ducks under and follows up with a left that Malley also avoids with ease.
Malley flicks out a counter leg kick but Goku steps away.
Goku on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goku digs a good hook to Malley's body.
Goku throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Malley! But no joy.
Goku throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Malley counter with a right hand.
Goku has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Malley.
Goku misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goku lands with a cross.
Goku tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Malley moves into range and connects with a jab.

Goku moves into the clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Malley tries to work over Goku's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Malley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Malley tries to throw a body punch but Goku avoids it by throwing Malley back against the cage.
Goku is trying to stall.
Jane Malley seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Goku throws a punch but it's blocked by Malley.
Nice body punch from Goku.
Malley presses Goku against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Malley tries a body shot but Goku blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malley doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Malley - that landed with a thud.
Malley struggles to land a body shot inside as Goku controls his hands.
Malley has a couple of punches blocked by Goku.
Goku has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Malley avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Malley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Malley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Goku leaning against his opponent.
Goku tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Malley's elbow.
Goku blocks a body shot from Malley.
Malley has a couple of punches blocked by Goku.
Goku presses Malley against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Malley.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Goku blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Goku blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Malley has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Goku wants a takedown.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Son Goku dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Goku misses the shot to the body.
Goku is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Malley circles away from the clinch attempt.
Malley staying out of range there.
Malley moves out of range as Goku strikes.
Malley is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
A swing and a miss from Goku.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Malley closes the distance and pushes Goku back into the cage.
Goku goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Malley swings wildly with an uppercut but Goku uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malley throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gokus head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malley tries to throw a body punch but Goku avoids it by throwing Malley back against the cage.
Malley misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Malley tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Malley lands a shot to the body.
Goku can't find room to land a body shot as Malley controls the action.
Malley misses with a body punch.
Goku blocks an uppercut.
Malley tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Goku's elbow.
Malley blocks a body shot from Goku.
Goku blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Goku creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Malley has a couple of punches blocked by Goku.
A head punch on the inside from Malley fails to land.
Goku tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Malley misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goku blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Malley throws a head punch that misses.
Malley blocks an uppercut.
Malley stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short uppercut from Goku.
Malley tries to throw a body punch but Goku avoids it by throwing Malley back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Malley scores with a nice short uppercut.
Malley misses with the head strike.
Malley scores with a hook to the body.
Goku works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Malley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Goku tries to work over Malley's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Malley lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goku lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Malley.
Goku goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goku can't find room to land a body shot as Malley controls the action.
Malley lands a right hand.
A nice left hand lands by Malley.
Malley struggles to land a body shot inside as Goku controls his hands.
Malley lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Malley.
Goku tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Goku misses with a punch to the body.
Malley misses with a short punch on the inside.
Malley tries to throw a body punch but Goku avoids it by throwing Malley back against the cage.
Goku lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Malley backwards.
Goku blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Goku working aggressively here.
Goku looking for a takedown.
Goku tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Goku.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Malley.
Malley lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Goku backwards.
Malley throws a punch but it's blocked by Goku.
Malley lands a left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice left hand lands by Malley.
Malley tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Malley swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Malley lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Goku.
Malley has a couple of punches blocked by Goku.
Goku blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Goku swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Malley blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Malley misses with a punch on the inside.
Malley misses with a punch to the body.
Malley misses with a shot to the kidneys.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jane Malley comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Malley has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jane Malley!
A very excited looking Jane Malley made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Son Goku spoke after the fight, saying 'I can't believe it, I thought I had trained very hard in the other world, but I was wrong. I didn't think there was anyone who had the same strength as me.'.