PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 1097 p4p, 1845 weight class) and Rav Kapur (ranked 122 p4p, 200 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Dick
vs
Kapur

190 cm
25
278
4 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
265
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Needle Dick!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rav Kapur!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick slips a straight right by Kapur.
Rav Kapur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kapur throws a right hand that misses
and Dick counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dick misses with an uppercut.
Kapur is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Dick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kapur was well out of range. Poor timing from Dick.

Dick has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dick lands a hook that snaps the head of Kapur backwards.
Dick digs a right hand into Kapur's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kapur's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Kapur looks winded!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dick creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kapur or not.
Dick cracks Kapur with a nice body shot.
Dick lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Dick.
A bit of stalling here from Dick.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Dick presses Kapur against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kapur takes a shot to the head.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kapur or not.
Dick lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.
Dick gets through Kapur's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dick holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dick lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kapur backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
A body shot lands from Dick.
Dick lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dick scores with a shoulder strike.
Dick is leaning against Kapur and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dick digs a right hand into Kapur's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kapur's gas tank.
Dick lands a shot to the body.
Dick lands a body shot in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Dick.
Good body shot from Dick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dick creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Rav Kapur has been cut.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dick.
A short body shot lands from Dick as the two fighters clinch.
Dick lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick taking a breather.
Dick presses Kapur against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dick works on Kapur's body with a couple of short punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Dick.
Dick lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kapur.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dick works on Kapur's body with a couple of short punches.
Dick cracks Kapur with a nice body shot.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kapur.
Dick scores with a shot to the side of Kapur's head.
Dick works on Kapur's body with a couple of short punches.
A body shot lands from Dick.
Kapur is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Good body shot from Dick.
Dick makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dick lands a shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Needle Dick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rav Kapur's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dick has taken the fight to the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Kapur tries for a takedown but Dick manages to get underhooks.
Dick digs a right hand into Kapur's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kapur's gas tank.
A body shot lands from Dick.
A short body shot lands from Dick as the two fighters clinch.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick is leaning against Kapur and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kapur or not.
Needle Dick has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dick works on Kapur's body with a couple of short punches.
Dick lands an uppercut.
Kapur is breathing heavily.
Dick presses Kapur against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dick lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick pushes Kapur back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Dick.
Dick pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dick definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.
Dick pushes Kapur back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dick stops a takedown attempt from Kapur.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dick.
Dick lands a right hand.
A left hand lands to the body for Dick.
Dick lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Kapur looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A shot in the inside from Dick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kapur.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Dick digs a right hand into Kapur's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kapur's gas tank.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dick gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Kapur.
Needle Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rav Kapur.
Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dick scores with a shot to the side of Kapur's head.

That has opened up Rav Kapur's cut even more.
Dick is leaning against Kapur and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dick lands a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick works on Kapur's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Dick throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dick slowing the pace effectively.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Dick for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Kapur tries for a takedown but Dick manages to get underhooks.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kapur can do to turn this around?
A short left from Dick.
Dick lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A hook to the body from Dick.
Dick lands a body shot.
Dick lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kapur backwards.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands a body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Dick.
Dick is stalling here.
Dick lands a body shot.
Dick digs a right hand into Kapur's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kapur's gas tank.
A short right from Dick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick scores with a shot to the side of Kapur's head.
A body shot lands from Dick.
Dick lands a body punch.
Kapur letting Dick take a breather here.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Needle Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Rav Kapur's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kapur loads up on a big right hand but Dick slips the punch.
Dick lands with a nice body punch.
Kapur lands a jab to the head.

Dick clinches up against the cage.
Dick lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dick is leaning against Kapur and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dick lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick cracks Kapur with a nice body shot.
Dick pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dick lands a nice uppercut.
Kapur takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick effectively controlling the action here.
A hook to the body from Dick.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kapur or not.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kapur.
Dick cracks Kapur with a nice body shot.
Dick lands a body shot.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kapur or not.
Dick works on Kapur's body with a couple of short punches.
Dick lands with a right to the head.
Kapur letting Dick take a breather here.
Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick digs a right hand underneath Kapur's ribcage. Kapur let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Kapur's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dick is working Kapur over against the cage.
Dick lands with a short shot to the head.

The cut above Rav Kapur's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Dick lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dick lands a body punch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Dick pushes Kapur back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Dick - that landed with a thud.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kapur or not.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands with a light punch inside.

Kapur is rocked!
Dick creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Kapur's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Kapur drops to his knees and Dick pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Needle Dick!
Needle Dick retains his heavyweight title!
Needle Dick was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.