PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Andre Good Boy (ranked 25290 p4p, 3522 weight class) and Sir Turner (ranked 746 p4p, 491 weight class). Sir Turner is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Good Boy
vs
Turner

190 cm
25
196
0 - 2 - 0

183 cm
25
190
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Andre Good Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sir Turner!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Michael Johnstone and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turner wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sloppy strikes from Turner. Those never looked like landing.
Turner throws a right hand that Good Boy ducks under and follows up with a left that Good Boy also avoids with ease.
Good Boy swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Good Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Turner throws a jab when Good Boy was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Good Boy. Turner does a little dance to reset his feet.
An inside leg kick from Turner misses.
Turner misses with a few strikes there.
Good Boy throws a body shot but no joy.
Good Boy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Turner misses with a series of wild punches.
An inside leg kick from Turner misses.
Turner avoids the body shot from Good Boy.
Good Boy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Turner gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Good Boy.
Good Boy misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Good Boy cracks Turner with an open hand slap.
Good Boy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Turner avoids the body shot from Good Boy.
Good Boy throws a leg kick that misses.
Good Boy misses with a left hand
and Turner counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Good Boy scores with a shot to the body.
Good Boy scores with a punch to the head.
Good Boy connects with a body shot.
Good Boy checks a low kick from Turner.
Good Boy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Good Boy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turner manages to avoid it.
Good Boy wants to land a leg kick but Turner is out of range.
A nice combination there by Turner.

It looks like Andre Good Boy has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Left hook, right uppercut from Good Boy.
Nice body punch from Good Boy.
Turner looks winded!
The fighters circling - Good Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Turner throws a low kick, looking for Good Boy's leg but Good Boy calmly moves out of range.
Good Boy lands with an overhand left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Good Boy. Turner does a little dance to reset his feet.
An inside leg kick from Good Boy misses.
Good Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Good Boy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Good Boy lands a slapping body shot.
Good Boy throws a big shot that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Good Boy, as that shot connected.
Good Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good Boy throws a body shot but no joy.
Good Boy misses the jab.
Turner looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Good Boy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Turner momentarily.
Good Boy is looking to wear down Turner with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Good Boy just misses with a punch to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Good Boy there.
The crowd cheers as Good Boy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Turner doesn't seem phased though.
Good Boy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Turner counters with an inside leg kick.
Good Boy falls off balance throwing a combination

so Turner counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner scoring with punches to the head and body.
Turner throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Good Boy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turner throws a strike but Good Boy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Good Boy trying to control but Turner is working from the bottom.
Good Boy is really struggling to control Turner but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Good Boy is pushing down on Turner's leg trying to pass to half guard. Turner is fighting to maintain full guard but Good Boy has managed to sneak the leg through.
Good Boy is keen to just control but Turner is a slippery customer.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Andre Good Boy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Andre Good Boy's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Turner walks into a stiff left hand from Good Boy.
Good Boy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Turner counters with a left and a right that stings Good Boy.
Good Boy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Turner takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sir Turner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A telegraphed right hand from Good Boy misses the target.
Andre Good Boy is winning the standup battle so far.
Turner with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Good Boy to score with a decent uppercut.

Turner is rocked!
Good Boy lands with a big right hook that stumbles Turner - he's out on his feet here! Good Boy follows up with another monster hook that separates Turner from consciousness! Turner falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Good Boy stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Andre Good Boy!
Sir Turner was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck that nigga'.