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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between David Dilbrandt (ranked 537 p4p, 1020 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 56 p4p, 112 weight class). Dilbrandt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rock the Dragon. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, David Dilbrandt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, John Roberts and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dilbrandt takes a jab right on the kisser.
No joy there for Dinglestomper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dilbrandt scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Dilbrandt sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dinglestomper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dilbrandt tries a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
David Dilbrandt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dilbrandt connects with the punch.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dilbrandt tried to counter with a leg kick but Dinglestomper avoided it.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dilbrandt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dilbrandt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dilbrandt tries to clinch but Dinglestomper is having none of it.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dilbrandt. Dilbrandt circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dilbrandt ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Dilbrandt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Dilbrandt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Dilbrandt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dilbrandt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dilbrandt attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dilbrandt gets a clinch.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dilbrandt misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike.
Dilbrandt misses with the head strike.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt scores with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dilbrandt backwards.
Dinglestomper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dilbrandt misses the shot to the body.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dilbrandt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dilbrandt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dinglestomper is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dilbrandt connects with a leg kick.
Dilbrandt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dilbrandt is looking to land body kicks.
Dilbrandt wants to clinch.
Dilbrandt loads up on a big right hand but Dinglestomper slips the punch.
Dilbrandt lands with a kick to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Dilbrandt looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dilbrandt throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Dilbrandt manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A jab from Dinglestomper does it's job there.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dinglestomper clinches with his opponent.
I was talking to Dilbrandt's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dinglestomper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dilbrandt struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dilbrandt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dilbrandt tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dilbrandt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dilbrandt tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt is looking to chop away at Dinglestomper's legs.
Dilbrandt scores with a nice strike.
Dilbrandt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dinglestomper keeps the fight on the outside.
Dilbrandt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dilbrandt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
A left lands for Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dilbrandt's head backwards.
Dinglestomper throws a solid leg kick but Dilbrandt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Dilbrandt throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dilbrandt scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Dilbrandt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dilbrandt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice shot lands for Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt connects with a solid leg kick.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that David Dilbrandt will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Dilbrandt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dilbrandt jabs at Dinglestomper's body.
Dilbrandt throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a three punch combo that has Dilbrandt backing up. Dilbrandt nods at Dinglestomper to acknowledge the strikes.
Dinglestomper takes one on the button.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dilbrandt lands a head shot.
Dilbrandt lands a leg kick that knocks Dinglestomper off balance momentarily.
Decent striking displayed by Dinglestomper there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dilbrandt throws a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dilbrandt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dinglestomper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick.
Dilbrandt fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dilbrandt scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
Dilbrandt throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Dilbrandt's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dilbrandt tries to work over Dinglestomper's front leg with a kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Jab by Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt looks to land a body kick but Dinglestomper moved away.
Dilbrandt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dinglestomper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Dilbrandt seems unphased.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dilbrandt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Dilbrandt saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Dilbrandt's ribcage but misses.
Dilbrandt needs to keep his hands up - Dinglestomper had a free shot at his head there.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dilbrandt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dinglestomper takes a step back to recover.
Dilbrandt scores with a kick to the midsection.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dilbrandt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper scores with a sloppy right hand. Dilbrandt should have avoided that one.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Dilbrandt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dilbrandt throws the kick towards the body but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook.
David Dilbrandt is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Dilbrandt moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dilbrandt throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Dilbrandt takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Dilbrandt moves out of range.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper throws a fast counter high kick but Dilbrandt manages to duck under it in time.
Dinglestomper blocks a leg kick.
Dilbrandt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt tests Dinglestomper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Dilbrandt was well out of range.
Dilbrandt throws a body kick that misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
Dilbrandt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dilbrandt checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dilbrandt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice jab there from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dilbrandt checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dinglestomper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dilbrandt in his tracks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dilbrandt misses with a looping left.
Dilbrandt misses with a hook
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Dilbrandt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt is looking to chop away at Dinglestomper's legs.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Dilbrandt moved away.
Dilbrandt appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dilbrandt takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dilbrandt is looking to clinch.
A swing and a miss from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dilbrandt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dilbrandt doesn't seem bothered though.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
Dilbrandt looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Dilbrandt moved out of range.
Dilbrandt throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dilbrandt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dinglestomper just manages to avoid it.
Dilbrandt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dilbrandt swinging wildly here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Dilbrandt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Dilbrandt scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dilbrandt tries a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dilbrandt lands a jab to the nose.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Dilbrandt moves out of range easily.
Dilbrandt scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dilbrandt misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Dilbrandt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dilbrandt misses with the combination.
Dilbrandt throws a sloppy head kick and Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Dilbrandt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dinglestomper's sensitive parts.
Dilbrandt takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dilbrandt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dilbrandt takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dilbrandt wants to clinch up but Dinglestomper keeps it at a distance.
Dinglestomper defending well as Dilbrandt loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper connects with a right hand. Dilbrandt shakes it off.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dilbrandt moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dilbrandt tries to land a front kick but Dinglestomper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dilbrandt throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Dilbrandt gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dilbrandt has time to react.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dinglestomper clinches up with Dilbrandt and pushes him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dinglestomper or not.
Dilbrandt lands an uppercut.
Dilbrandt scores with a shoulder strike.
Dilbrandt is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dinglestomper is defending well for now.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Dilbrandt can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dilbrandt lands with a short shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Dilbrandt.
David Dilbrandt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dilbrandt misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Dilbrandt blocks it.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Dilbrandt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dilbrandt backwards.
Dilbrandt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dilbrandt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dilbrandt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dilbrandt is keeping busy.
Dilbrandt swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Dilbrandt lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dinglestomper takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick aimed at Dilbrandt's knee but Dilbrandt avoids it well.
Dilbrandt is looking to counter punch.
Dilbrandt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dilbrandt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dilbrandt shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a nice head kick!
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice straight punches there by Dilbrandt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt needs to keep his hands up - Dinglestomper had a free shot at his head there.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dilbrandt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dilbrandt thumps Dinglestomper with a low kick.
Dinglestomper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Dilbrandt strikes.
Dilbrandt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dilbrandt lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dilbrandt throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Dilbrandt misses with a double jab.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Saggy Dinglestomper just about did enough to take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Dilbrandt misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper tries a quick counter leg kick but Dilbrandt is wise to it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dinglestomper. Dilbrandt shrugs it off though.
Dinglestomper throws a wild body kick that Dilbrandt sees coming a mile off.
Dilbrandt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dilbrandt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dinglestomper is able to avoid easily.
Dinglestomper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dilbrandt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dinglestomper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dilbrandt scrambles back to his feet.
Dinglestomper jabs Dilbrandt right on the nose. Dilbrandt blinks but takes it well.
Decent striking displayed by Dinglestomper there.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dilbrandt lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dilbrandt can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Dilbrandt ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Dinglestomper clinches up with Dilbrandt and pushes him back against the cage.
Dilbrandt misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dilbrandts head.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dilbrandt can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dilbrandt blocking some punches.
Dilbrandt throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Dilbrandt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dilbrandt avoids a kick to the body.
Dilbrandt connects with a body shot.
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Dilbrandt's head.
Dilbrandt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper flicks out a counter leg kick but Dilbrandt steps away.
Dinglestomper lands an overhand right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Dilbrandt is just out of range.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dilbrandt.
And Dinglestomper responds with a good body kick, but Dilbrandt manages to step out the way in time.
Dilbrandt misses the jab.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the leg kick from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt connects with a jab.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Dilbrandt's legs.
Dinglestomper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dilbrandt throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dilbrandt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dilbrandt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dinglestomper doesn't seem bothered though.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Dilbrandt moves out of range.
Dilbrandt swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dilbrandt's hands.
Dilbrandt slips under a jab.
Dilbrandt throws the kick towards the body but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper throws a front kick that sends Dilbrandt stumbling back into the cage.
Dilbrandt looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dilbrandt cracks Dinglestomper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dilbrandt misses with a straight left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dilbrandt throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper throws a chopping leg kick but Dilbrandt manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dilbrandt misses the shot to the body.
Dilbrandt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Dilbrandt misses.
Dilbrandt throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dilbrandt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dilbrandt slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dilbrandt lands with a hook. Dinglestomper tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dinglestomper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dilbrandt throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Dilbrandt is just out of range.
Dilbrandt tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper blocks a head kick by Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt blocks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt tries to clinch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Dilbrandt blocks the low kick.
Dilbrandt misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper punishes Dilbrandt's body with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dilbrandt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dilbrandt gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dilbrandt moves out of range of the strikes.
Dilbrandt takes one to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dilbrandt under the eye.
Dilbrandt is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dilbrandt stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dilbrandt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dinglestomper is able to avoid easily.
Dilbrandt scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Dilbrandt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Dinglestomper avoids the head kick by Dilbrandt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dilbrandt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dilbrandt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dilbrandt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dilbrandt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper sizes up Dilbrandt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dilbrandt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a body shot but no joy.
Dilbrandt lands with an overhand left.
Dilbrandt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dilbrandt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dilbrandt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dilbrandt at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Dilbrandt staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dilbrandt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dilbrandt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dilbrandt clobbers Dinglestomper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper drives through and clinches with Dilbrandt against the cage.
Dilbrandt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dilbrandt swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dinglestomper is leaning against Dilbrandt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dilbrandt throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Dilbrandt connects with the punch.
Dilbrandt throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dilbrandt feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dilbrandt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Dilbrandt's ribcage but misses.
Dilbrandt thumps Dinglestomper with a low kick.
Dinglestomper blocks a low kick nicely.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dilbrandt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dilbrandt takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dilbrandt.
Good work by Dilbrandt as he checks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Dilbrandt ducked under it nicely.
A nice leg kick from Dilbrandt, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Dilbrandt sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot that snaps Dilbrandt's head back.
Dilbrandt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dilbrandt - that will leave a mark!
Dilbrandt lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a hook but Dilbrandt avoids it easily.
Dilbrandt throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper tries to land a leg kick but Dilbrandt saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dilbrandt feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Dinglestomper thumps Dilbrandt with a low kick.
Dilbrandt with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dilbrandt scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A combination from Dilbrandt does no damage.
Dinglestomper throws a shot to the body.
Dilbrandt misses with a wild body shot.
Dilbrandt connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper scores with a body shot.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Dilbrandt moves out of range.
Dilbrandt scores with the left hand. Dinglestomper knows he should have avoided that one.
Dilbrandt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dilbrandt misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Dilbrandt blocks it well.
Dilbrandt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dilbrandt connects with a jab.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dilbrandt throws a lazy body kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper thuds his right hand into Dilbrandt's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick from Dinglestomper lands but Dilbrandt takes it in his stride.
Jab from Dilbrandt.
Dilbrandt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
David Dilbrandt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dilbrandt avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Dilbrandt finds it's way through Dinglestomper's defenses.
An inside leg kick lands from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper jabs at Dilbrandt's body.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dinglestomper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dilbrandt.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dilbrandt with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dinglestomper to score with a decent uppercut.
Dilbrandt throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a low kick but Dilbrandt moves his leg out of the way.
A bone on bone clash there as Dinglestomper blocks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to David Dilbrandt.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 47:48
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 47:48
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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