PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schlunckr Diesel (ranked 2018 p4p, 3015 weight class) and Hans Holmes (ranked 221 p4p, 345 weight class). Holmes is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mama Said Knock You Out. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Diesel
vs
Holmes

202 cm
25
265
3 - 1 - 0

202 cm
25
265
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Beachside Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Schlunckr Diesel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hans Holmes!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diesel bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

It looks like Hans Holmes has been cut.
Diesel slips under a jab from Holmes.
Diesel has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

Diesel closes the distance and clinches.
Diesel keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Holmes's efforts to push away.
Holmes wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Holmes is looking to break free of the clinch but Diesel has double underhooks.
Holmes is trying to break free.
Diesel misses with some punches.
Diesel working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Holmes can't break the clinch.
Diesel lands a right hand that snaps the head of Holmes backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diesel.
Diesel lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Diesel struggles to land a body shot inside as Holmes controls his hands.
Diesel lands a body punch.
Holmes looks winded!
Diesel lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Diesel lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Holmes takes a shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diesel scores with a shoulder strike.
Diesel works on Holmes's body with a couple of short punches.
Diesel creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Holmes's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Holmes drops to his knees and Diesel pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Schlunckr Diesel!
During a confident post fight interview, Schlunckr Diesel thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.